What the Fuck Are You Wearing, Constantine?
September 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Okay, buddy.
Next time, start drinking after you get dressed. Because I know, after a few martinis, it seems like the white clown shoes go really well with chest hair, but, actually, no.
At Les Deux Wednesday night.
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tard
shoes r prada
chix dig the hair
get a life
fug
sheman next to him w/white plastic watc h an red keds
wow constantine is rollin w/real stylin homies
no wonder the chic refuses to be snapped
she be doin the walk of shame
Well, this man certainly needs some fashion advice and a bit of muscle in the chestral area. Having said that, he does have a handsome face. If he would just shave, he might smashing!
On the other hand and now that I think of it: who the hell is he?
So Miami Vice. A real trendsetter here. I’m taking notes.
Seriously, I can’t believe that fucking show and its fucking tool-time contestants are actually setting the tone of popular culture. Who gives a fuck what he wears? Why take his picture?
Folks, you want to hear music? Next January, turn your fucking tv off and go out to the your local bar and hear your local musicians!!
Why does that fucking show still exist? Why do these fucking karoke singers get their fucking photos snapped like anyone gives a fuck?
Go do some fucking real work Cumdumbstain.
Snip off everyting below the neck and he actually looks really nice i this pic. But yeah he needs some help picking his clothes. I’ll volonteer to be his dresser. lol!!
i seen him look alot worst
Are you people crazy?? He is the most gorgeous Greek God ever! I would happily drink champagne out of his sweaty, stinky, fugly white shoes!!
Can porn be far behind?
Not the best get up, but atleast he’s not into all black, like his uncle Dracula.
Apparently he’s laughing all the way to the bank, Boston Conservatory degree in hand and plenty of experience playing in your local bar, if that’s what appeals to you. If not, catch him on Broadway the next time he’s appearing there.
Better yet, buy his new album titled Constantine and then go to some of his shows on his upcoming tour.
Seriously, that new album is really a fine thing. Listen to it at Amazon.
Actually Dracula is his brother. Don’t he know it’s after Labor Day? tsk tsk
Were does a man buy a t-shirt that low-cut? Macy’s, 3rd floor, Jr. Girl’s dept? Female behind him is wearing t he same hefty bag masquirading as a dress shehad on the last time they were at Le Peux together.
Do you you no he is Greek? The Greek mens are very prowd of the hare on there chest. You must no follow up on this pupular fashion. Do you not no the Greeks invented everyting The Greeks invented the fashion. Prada he is Greek also. I am just return from Greece and I am telling America the Greek mens are all fressing just like Kostadino. He is my little Greek cookie. You must not be Greek. I am sorry for you.
I’m not diggin the shoes, but the rest of him? YES!
He may look like a doofus, but he was funny on The Soup, dammit, and that has to count for something.
Actually he was made fun OF for looking like a doofus, but nice try at a save!
I think Constantine got that BoCo degree online at the Bob Cooter Conservatory of Douchery. It’s easy to mix them up. LOLZ!!
No, Kook, Greek mens are pigs who still suck off mommy’s tit in their 30s. But really I think ConFans like that about him. : /
OMG, he looks more pathetic with each new “appearance” here. Those shoes? Prada or not (I’m going with NOT and more likely Value Village) those are just plain old U-G-L-Y. Kinda like him. What a tool-he’s wearing a T shirt down to their with the ape hair hanging out, and what looks very much like a rosary? What a trend-setting nobody wannabe. As for his album, I’ve heard the clips on Amazon-what a bunch of lame crap. I wouldn’t waste my money on it. But hopefully a few people do, so he can at least buy some better clothes.
Cantstandhim is supposed to go on tour with Kevin Federline at malls in North Dakota. Don’t know of any malls in South Dakota.
They want their Miami Vice look back. Oh wait, they’re saying no. No, they don’t want it back. They asked that you please burn it and let it die.
His chin looks like my balls.
Are people still following the Oldest Living American Idol? That is so kind.
I don’t know which is worse, his LAME-O album, dreadful, tacky fashion taste (and no, wearing designer things do NOT always equal good taste, especially in this case), hair that has more splits than a divorce court, or his swollen head/having no class/lousy male bimbo personality/lack of sense of humor.
One would think with his “laughing all the way to the bank” [/sarcasm], this wannabe would at least invest in a good stylist, but I guess looking and acting like a scrub is more up his alley. What a loser.
Omg!! I fuckn LUV this guy!!
I herd he jes inked a nu movie deal! Working title: The Douchebag Wears Prada. Meryl Streep already said no, tho. :(
Maybe they kin get Lance Bass in drag!! :)
Funny you picked this pic out of the bunch when he looks better than anybody else there that night. His publicist probably placed it.
Who the hell is looking at his feet? He’s gorgeous!!
He should use that rosary around his neck to pray for new clothes.
Don’t worry I hear the Confans are already chipping in for new shoes. They buy him everything he needs and everything he doesn’t want he regifts from his mom’s basement vault. Nobody in his family will ever have to pay for clothing or Yankees tix for the rest of their lives. So what if it doesn’t all fit together. I heard he is thrifty. ;)
Dear Evilbeeter!
How cool for you! You got a response from the man himself as you see Duece is Constantine!
That being said…..Constantine, call me. I will climb you like a tree.
The man is fuckin gorgeous…….nuff said.
Like he said..get a life..and look into the mirror while ur at it…
Who is taking your pic.??
No one..
ha!
He is soooo purdy!! I flove him.
He’s STILL THE ONE!! Lovin’ me some white shoes!! Rawwwrrrr!!!
OMG!! Somebody slap me upside my head…PLEASE!! He is so fashionably edgy! And I am FULL! FULL I tell you! Of anecdotal testimonies from his billions of fans!! All of whom will visit my shop at some point between now and never!! OMg!! Just last year 3, count that!! THREE stoppped in and I forced a home made tshirt on them and guess what??? They all knew exactly how many letters are in his first name!!! OMG!!! Me and my 100 year old mother are right now playing Musical Bees with his new album!!! It ROCKS! I would knoe!!
OMG!! Somebody slap me upside my head…PLEASE!! He is so fashionably edgy! And I am FULL! FULL I tell you! Of anecdotal testimonies from his billions of fans!! All of whom will visit my shop at some point between now and never!! OMg!! Just last year 3, count that!! THREE stoppped in and I forced a home made tshirt on them and guess what??? They all knew exactly how many letters are in his first name!!! OMG!!! Me and my 100 year old mother are right now playing Musical Bees with his new album!!! It ROCKS! I would knoe!! I’m broke!! Ha ha HA!!! Duece Coup here I come!! OMG!! HA HA HA!! Still the ONE!!! YES!!!!
I know he said he was blazin’, but I want to make it clear that he was not doing illegal drugs. He just meant that he was on fire.
Yes “Deuce” is the greasy, smarmy poseur himself. Nice to see he can type complete sentences in proper English. *sarcasm*
Hey Deuce! Here’s some free advice-just cause something’s “designer”, doesn’t mean anyone should actually buy it or that it’s classy. But you’re known for being cheap (and lots of other unflattering things too numerous to mention here) so I doubt you actually BOUGHT them at Prada. And if Miuccia Prada actually made those ugly boats, shame on her. But she’s laughing all the way to the bank that some fashion challenged IDIOT like you would buy them.
CHICKS dig your hair? That’s funny S**T dude-maybe if you washed it, combed it and got it cut sometime. Then again, it probably stinks of cigarettes and WEED.
Who says dude doesn’t do “illegal” drugs? !!Of course he does, because he’s “a f***ing artist”. Just ask him.
Are you fuckin’ kidding me???? The shoes, the clothes???? This is the silliest bunch of blockers/commenters on the web. Sitting behind the computer spouting off about what a man wears? WTF? Are you for fuckin’ real? umm so where’s your picture?
Hey CatDog, if that guy wants to be out there pimping himself in front of cameras, thinking he’s all that and a celeb (which damn, he sure as hell isn’t IMO) then people can and will rag his ass what he’s wearing. It goes with the territory, as they say. And for what it’s worth, he does look laughable.
When you have as much charm and charisma as Constantine- who cares what you are wearing.
No matter what he wears, dude is seriously muthereffin hot. I would do him anywhere. He can even leave the white shoes on.
Zasta Says:
September 7th, 2007 at 9:07 am
The man is fuckin gorgeous…….nuff said.
Like he said..get a life..and look into the mirror while ur at it…
Who is taking your pic.??
No one..
ha
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Puhleeeeeeese….if I looked that trashy, I wouldn’t want anyone taking my pic. And yes, I get plenty of pictures shot of me with a much BETTER LOOKING and TALENTED man, one with some real taste, thank you very much.
I want the shoes off…………….
if we do it. :)
# Anonymous Says:
September 7th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
When you have as much charm and charisma as Constantine- who cares what you are wearing.
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Charm and charisma? He’s got as much as a snake. So that’s why he should at least attempt to dress better.
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# A Fan Says:
September 7th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I want the shoes off…………….
if we do it. :)
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Ewww, not enough soap and condoms in the world for me to ever want to even get near that, shoes or off. And no socks? Yuck, that’s just plain ick.
Oh you’ll want him to keep those on. You’ll need a legitimate excuse for why you’re laughing.
And when he said it was Sexy Time Explosion, he did not mean he was sleeping with a lot of girls. He was simply letting his fans know he had exploded. I’m not sure what that means, but I’m sure it is wonderful because it seems to have made him happy. He is a nice Greekboy and I hope and pray one day he notices me, even if it is only to wipe the gum off the bottom of his fugly white shoes.
Yeah, please tell him to leave shoes on. His feet stink bad enough to gag even the strongest stomach (along with his pervy, skievy looks and plain bad taste).
My hudband who, is, also, Greek lik I, am and lik Kosta must always announce his, ezplosians also. It is, very Greek. It is helping to ,look at his shoes and tink, abuot souvlaki or Plato. It isGreek woman duty to, emplesure thise, even without, explosians also.
You’ll need a legitimate excuse for why you’re laughing.
What, cause just looking at this ugly Idol hasbeen isn’t reason enough to laugh? Does he think he’s a big star or something? He looks like he dresses in the dark. What’s with those nasty sideburns? Man, use a razor or something. They look like a rat chewed them.