What the Fuck Are You Wearing, Constantine?
September 6th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Okay, buddy.
Next time, start drinking after you get dressed. Because I know, after a few martinis, it seems like the white clown shoes go really well with chest hair, but, actually, no.
At Les Deux Wednesday night.
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I wonder if I need an eye exam?
HE LOOKS GOOD TO ME!
& I agree with the charisma comment, he is charming.
Uh yeah, apparently you do need to see an optometrist. He looks like a cheap pimp. Even without the stupid shoes.
Head exam is more like it.
wow, constantine looks so gorgeous! it’s no wonder a lot of guys are envious of how he looks.
but constantine is not all about good looks. he has an outstanding cd which he should be really proud of.
There are some vile, mean peeps around these parts. The guy looks happy, seems to be minding his own business. Why would anybody feel the need to rip him to shreds like this?
I agree with the charisma comment, he is charming.
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Yeah, about as charming as a pit bull.
Hey…give the guy a break. There’s nothing wrong with his duds….even though the shoes are kinda sorta fugly. The rest of him ain’t.
And like JoeM said…buy the CD. It’s awesome, man. Really terrific.
I love Constantine and want to have his babies. even though my biological clock is ticking and is about to crash. I am a very smart lawyer, not just any dumb fan gurl. I know he really loves me, so why does he treat me like a discarded groupie? If he would be nice to me I wouldn’t need to spend all day everyday trashing him on the internet.
Yes, the time has come. He will be mine.He will be mine. He will be He will be mine.mine.He will be mine.He will be mine.
Truthfully, his fandom is like a soap opera and makes for a good read when you’re bored shitless. Anyhoo, the guy is is a greasy douche who appeals to women going through their mid-life crisis. Totally fun to read. Also, if you are willing to venture there, there is a good reason his album is in the shitter. Peeps just don’t dig him. Deal.
Why would anybody feel the need to rip him to shreds like this?
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Probably because those “mean peeps” actually know that it’s HIM that’s a vile, mean person? Dude has a less than stellar history in the way he treats people, especially fans. He’s a first class a**hole.
He should try purchasing a crewneck or buttoning up his shirts once in a while.
The shoes are obviously a nightmare–made worse by the fact that he doesn’t seem to be wearing socks.
The rosary beads resting on the exposed hairy chest deal just doesn’t do it for me.
I approve of the grey jacket.
Why would anybody feel the need to rip him to shreds like this?
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Why NOT? Would you put up with someone who has treated women and people in general like crap with his verbal (and God knows what else) abuse? I certainly wouldn’t—and don’t! I have more dignity and self respect than that.
Add to that dissing other show biz people both privately and publicly, the “fans” that pay his bills by being stupid enough to buy that horrid CD, max their credit cards, push aside important event in their kids’ lives and mortgage their own homes just to chase him all over the country.
He is no celeb–just another cast off from some reality show whose 15 minutes ended two years ago. Did we mention he has awful fashion taste! The guy is just trash, trash, trash.
Fire The Stylist. New reality show. I’d watch that shyt.
He should try purchasing a crewneck or buttoning up his shirts once in a while.
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But then the world can’t see all that gross chest hair on his scrawny, sweaty chest. Apparently he thinks “chix” dig it? This one doesn’t, ugh. N-A-S-T-Y!!!!!! His face is fat and bloated since he was on Idol and he looks about 10 years older. What the hell did the guy do to himself? Whatever it is, he needs to stop it. Yikes!!!!
I can’t even comment on those shoes, they are just UGLY UGLY UGLY.
Margo Says:
September 8th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Fire The Stylist. New reality show. I’d watch that shyt.
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Just put him on Surreal Life where all the hasbeens go when they’re 15 minutes are up. Then he can think he’s a reality star again.
His face is fat and bloated since he was on Idol and he looks about 10 years older. What the hell did the guy do to himself?
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Take the combination of bad taste in clothes, late nights partying with underage ho’s at Stereo, smoking too much weed (and doing other drugs), drinking like a fish, poor hygiene/grooming, and not enough sleep, and you’d look old too. Too bad his mentality is only 12 years old on a good day, a toddler on a bad one. And the guy has absolutely NOTHING to be a diva about. He’s not that special….at least not as special as my man, who is five years younger than he is and can whip Greasy Boy’s behind in the taste and looks department.
He is no celeb–just another cast off from some reality show whose 15 minutes ended two years ago.
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LOL- Then why is everybody still talking about him?????????????
LONG LIVE CONSTANTINE!
Oh Zlata don’t you have someone else to do? Shouldn’t you be taking care of patients? Aren’t you over him yet?
# Zlata Says:
September 12th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Oh Zlata don’t you have someone else to do? Shouldn’t you be taking care of patients? Aren’t you over him yet?
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Hi Angie. Nice to see you’re still posting under other people’s names. Shouldn’t you be taking your meds, going to the gym/Weight Watchers, or getting a job/life? Then again, being a Blow Job Girl isn’t exactly a job qualification except for being a prostitute. Did they run out of street corners in Dallas?
It was two years ago. The guy dumped you after he got what he wanted. Please get professional help. This piece of greasy Greek Joisey white trash is not worth obsessing over. I think if ANYONE hasn’t gotten over him, it is YOU.
Ok. This is enough. As the HEAD of Constantines official fan club I am ordering all of you to stop this immediately. No more. I mean it.
I will not see any more bad comments made about Constantine. I will no longer tolerate this. It is done. I mean it.
Constantine, I love you. I profess my undying love and support to you. Happy Birthday my darling. I will see you soon. ;)
HATERS ALWAYS LOSE. BFM AND HER CRONIES WILL FAIL IN THEIR MISSION TO DESTROY HIM. HIS TALENT WILL RISE ABOVE THE NEGATIVITY AND YOU WILL EAT YOUR WORDS ANGIE. LOL!
FACE IT ANGIE, HE’S WINNING! LMAO!