This is a juicy one:

WHICH political candidate enjoys visiting New York because he has a girlfriend who lives downtown? The pol tells her he’ll marry her when his current wife is out of the picture.

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Cigarette?

Check!

Margarita?

Check!

Assorted wigs?

Check!

Small child?

Check!

Just another day in the Spears household.

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You can’t legally sleep with half the people who showed up at the Teen Choice Awards, but it sure is nice to look anyway. [Drunken Stepfather]

Paris Hilton and Kid Rock are getting a little too close for comfort. [Celebslam]

Things are still happening with Madonna’s adoption of David Banda that happened 100 years ago. Seriously this kid must be old enough to be legally emancipated by now. Why does anyone still care? [Cele|bitchy]

Breaking: Renee Zellweger is skinny! [Holy Candy]

Having successfully kicked off the careers of eight zero supermodels, Cycle 9 of America’s Next Top Model is ready to get started. [popbytes]

Jennifer Aniston’s bikini, much like her career, is just hanging on by a thread. [Agent Bedhead]

Nobody liked The Nanny Diaries. [Pajiba]

I don’t know who Sarah Harding is but this is one amazing nip slip? [SOW]

At a polo match in Southampton this weekend.

The model was snapped with all these tiny people at a Malibu shopping center last Thursday.

One of the smaller ones must be her daughter, Kaya, but who are the other three?

Was it Cindy Crawford’s week to drive the carpool?

Oh, I hope so!

Miss Teen South Carolina’s list of topics to mention in her Q&A session during the Miss Teen USA pageant, regardless of the question:

1) The Iraq
2) South Africa
3) U.S. Americans
4) The Asian countries

Miss Teen South Carolina’s list of optional topics to mention in her Q&A during the Miss Teen USA pageant, should the question so incline her:

1) The glaring, and tragic, shortage of maps in this country.

Bradley was spotted yesterday in Manhattan taking three of the four kiddos to a playground. He had Zahara, Pax and Maddox in tow.

How ridiculously cute is this?

The Jolie-Pitts are the best with these photo ops!