I’d Still Totally Have Sex with Adam Duritz
August 31st, 2007 by Evil Beet
The perpetually dreadlocked Counting Crows frontman took his shirt off in dangerous proximity to a Splash News camera man.
I know, I know. He’s a little flabby. He’s a little pale. He’s getting really old. But I refuse to give up on my dream!
One day, I will have sex with Adam Duritz. And then we’ll get married and have lots of babies and he’ll write songs about me and it will be fabulous.
Counting Crows’ new album — the first once since 2002’s Hard Candy — will be released November 6 of this year. The album’s title is Saturday Nights, Sunday Mornings, and I for one am super excited.
Photo credit: Aaron St. Clair
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August 31st, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Eh. Not “bad,” I just hate his hair and his music. The rest is quite agreeable after some tequila.
September 1st, 2007 at 12:33 pm
He’s all yours, Baby Girl.
September 6th, 2007 at 11:01 am
um..excuse me but I think you’re gonna have to fight a million other girls over at the offical board for that!!!
September 6th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
EndlesslyWaiting:
BRING ‘EM ON!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:22 am
wooa new album!!! can´t wait!!
April 7th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I am totally in agreement with you!! I love him!!
April 16th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Crush since 1996!! Today, tomorrow, anyday!
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 am
Hij is niet van jou,ik zal hem krijgen!wil hem al zo lang ,en ook ik hou van hem!
September 16th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
I have loved him forever, still dream of marrying you Adam… Sex, oh my god my ultimate fantasy..You are the greatest
October 4th, 2008 at 7:07 am
It’s as if he wants to take you to where it’s been hard for him to get through, and he wants to get through it together, me and him. You and him, all of us. His voice almost says you don’t have to like it, and it’s so hard, but I understand. He is a true poet, a true artist. I love him for expressing my feelings and thoughts so artistically.
November 10th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
he is really talented and an amazing writer. But I think I would just rather be his friend then have sex with him. Friends are less complicated then a romantic partner.