Jason Wahler is Off The Market Ladies!

August 28th, 2007 by Spiteful Lars


Jason Wahler gets engaged

When the Beet is away, Spiteful Lars will play… that’s right kids, it’s a special guest bloggin’ appearance from your old friend Lars! But enough about me, the news today is:

TMZ is reporting that Jason Wahler is engaged to his girlfriend Katja Decker-Sadowski, a USC tennis player (ooh, check her out here). Katja got hooked up with a four carat ring, or around 12x what Heidi received from that jerk-off Spencer.

I believe the official position of the Beet is that this Jason fellow is a “huge douchebag” and I will stick with that though of course I wish him and his rehab / fiancée all the luck in the world!


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6 Responses to “Jason Wahler is Off The Market Ladies!”

  1. DarthPaul Says:

    He’s so gay. I mean, really. (Missed you, Lars! It hasn’t been the same here.)

  2. Clementines Says:

    What a wuss..

  3. bakes Says:

    Dont you mean a huge douchbag instead of doucebag? :)

  4. Spiteful Lars Says:

    Indeed I do!

  5. Spiteful Lars Says:

    Wait a sec here, it’s actually spelled “douchebag” so we were both a bit off… now I feel better.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Both yall douchebags trying to spell the word douchebag shut the hell up

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