Rumer Willis Has a Very Flat Stomach
Why do I care about Rumer Willis?
Why do you?
What does she do?
Why do I run her picture when it shows up?
It’s not like it’s a slow news week. It’s only Monday, and already Owen Wilson’s tried to off himself, Nick Hogan nearly killed himself drag-racing, and a bigot Idaho senator got caught in “lewd” bathroom acts with another man.
And yet, I feel moved to run this new picture of Rumer Fucking Willis at the LG House in Malibu. I think I’m fascinated by the flatness of her stomach. I have to share it with all of you.
I just want to say, for all of you commenters out there who feel obliged to mention that I need to get a life, and that it’s really sad that this is what I do/think about all day: I know. I know that, guys.
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August 27th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Some of us don’t mind that you don’t have a life. If you get one, that means we’ll have to get one. And I just don’t want to yet.
So keep on keepin’ on, Beet!
And yes, Rumer has a wonderfully flat belly. I’d like to cook pancakes on it.
August 28th, 2007 at 3:40 am
Rumors belly is not only flat but about 3 feet long —
August 28th, 2007 at 7:19 am
I’m just wondering how she keeps that skirt from falling down…
August 28th, 2007 at 7:41 am
Well I think you’re great! I love your site!
Damn, this chick is so ugly, poor thing. You know her parents must feel so bad. Obviously they BOTH had plastic surgery because those kids are damn ugly. Maybe she should grow her hair so she can cover some of her face.
You’re right, body is tight. Only thing goin’ for her…..maybe she has a good personality.
August 28th, 2007 at 8:01 am
I don’t think Rumer’s ugly. To me, she looks interesting. She may have an odd head shape and quite a big chin, but I like her squinty feline-like eyes. Killer bod, I must say.
August 28th, 2007 at 9:01 am
Who is Rumer with? She looks like someone I work with. On second thought it could be the weather lady on my local channel. I get those types of people mixed up.
I wouldn’t call Rumer a complete knockout, but I wouldn’t call her ugly either. She’s got an interesting look. I hope she does well so we don’t have to hear about these other bitches anymore.
August 28th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
i agree with LAMO! and piedlourde — i dig her look. and that stomach, daaaamn!
August 28th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
Great body on Rumer … but a bit too much of her father in her face. Kissing her would be like kissing John McLane … I couldn’t do it.
August 29th, 2007 at 11:40 am
KELLY MONACO IS A RACIST BITCH TO HER OTHER CAST MEMBERS.
August 29th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Get a life!
Btw, you can have mine. It’s a bit scratched and has a few dents, but it is still quite usable.
September 6th, 2007 at 7:13 am
As Howard Stern would say…..she’s a buttaface.
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:22 am
looks like potato head rumer has been on the hollywood coke diet. And i dont mean soda pop. Ya, she is a complete brown bagger buttaface.
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:33 am
buttaface!!! brown bagger! you got that right.
March 1st, 2008 at 9:02 pm
your right about her belly but what about her face? shes so ugly, poor child.
March 17th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
poor Rumar, though I wouldn’t say that she’s ugly. If it wasn’t for her boyish hair and rather large chin I think she’d be rather attractive.
March 31st, 2008 at 12:37 pm
yeah poor thing…her face needs a complete over haul…lips, cheek bone implants, maxillofacial surgery to widen her face a little and give it some definition, and probably some rhinoplasty. i wonder if they have a way to sand her jaw down? orthognatic surgery maybe?
at least she does have lots of money, fame, pretty skin, pretty sparkle eyes and a nice body and really cool parents and an awesome step dad…it could be worse.
unfortunately all the kids got bruce’s big egg shaped head and need to consult with a plastic surgeon a.s.a.p.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
I’ll bang her!
April 30th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Man, she looks like Demi Moore with Bruce’s jaws. With such manly jaws, she could probably play professional football.
June 27th, 2008 at 10:33 am
U know wat i think lots of ppl’s comments r out of place i mean she didnt choose to look that way n she didnt have a choice being born into a famous family . why do u keep bringing her down, i mean wat if it was U . she isnt a total beauty , but that doesnt mean she wont get better looking . she has a lot of things going for her n shes not “ugly” at all. thats just stupid saying she’s ugly cuz there’s a lot of things pretty bout her- maybe it doesnt always show in some pics. anyways, i think lots of ppl r jealous of the fact that she’s bruce’s and demi’s kid n that she is who she is.. now thats really ugly to me , just sick cuz it shows how “nothing” ppl are .
August 23rd, 2008 at 8:53 pm
does anyone know where she got that bracelet? the white one with the holes in it. thanks. but yeah i agree with you, very flat stomach. lol.
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:39 pm
To All who has said bad things about her, do you think you are pretty?? Come on!!
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 pm
To All who said bad things about her, just one question, do you think you are pretty?? Come on!!
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
she should do porn !
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:27 pm
she should do xxx movies !
September 15th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Ashton got the babes wrong!!!
September 27th, 2008 at 7:59 am
She’s got Jay Leno’s chin, kind of ugly but not a total dog. Can’t believe she’s Demi’s kid. The other two sisters are not as bad as this one..
October 1st, 2008 at 6:09 am
I don’t think she is ugly and all. I think she is pretty interesting.