A New Miss Teen USA!
August 25th, 2007 by Evil BeetOn Friday night, Hilary Carol Cruz, Miss Teen Colorado USA, was crowned the new Miss Teen USA in Pasadena, CA.
Cruz is 18 years old, and says that in five years she hopes to have earned a Bachelor of Arts degree in journalism and get into entertainment journalism. Look out, Ryan Seacrest!
The pageant was hosted by slimeball Mario Lopez, and judges included Melissa Joan Hart and Joey Lawrence. Because if anyone knows what it takes to find success in the entertainment world, it’s Joey “Dancing with the Stars” Lawrence.
Hopefully she can follow in the footsteps of former Miss Teen USAs, who include Vanessa Minnillo (who seems to have plenty of knives but not enough time to trim the bush), and Katie Blair, whose alcoholic escapades meant she barely escaped last year with her crown intact.
Better luck to you, Hilary!
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August 25th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
get over Vanessa bush now are retarded and under 18. bush trim and grow and its a personal choice not to cut. I dont cannt mine often it does not mean my hus does not enjoy it or make me a bad person.
August 27th, 2007 at 10:23 am
I know she was going to win. Damn i’m good.
September 16th, 2007 at 6:06 pm
Mario Lopez sucks as a host!! sick of seeing him on the teen USA, Mis USA and Miss Universe pagents he sucks get someome else. and leave these poor teens alone miss teen USA and Miss USA
September 16th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Forgot to mention I agreed with u on the part of mario beig a slimeball a big one for sure
September 16th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Lopez sucks hate seeing him on all the pagents miss teen USA,
Miss USA and miss Universe He sucks get someone else!!
September 16th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Mario you are a royal slimeball!
November 13th, 2007 at 11:56 am
i aways thought she was pretty and i was right
February 16th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
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March 19th, 2008 at 8:19 am
me parece muy linda hilary ok.. era la mejor desd que empezo el concurso dije q ella iba a ganar ademas modelo bien y se expreso de una manera fantastik… eso es q viva colorado.. desde venezuela diana carolina.. besos y abrazos…