Is Fidel Castro Dead?
August 24th, 2007 by Evil BeetEveryone’s saying he might be!!!
But more importantly:
Who is Fidel Castro?? And what happens if he dies???
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Maybe the Cuban-Americans will stop voting Republican.
Why would that change the way people vote? Do you think minorities are that stupid?
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I am pretty sure Vegas won’t disappear in case he died, so cmon and tell us if it is the case.
After all, Vegas is his masterpiece.He deserves a theme hotel and all.
Wait, Fidel Castro was behind Las Vegas? Gee, and I always thought he was the dangerous and bat-shit crazy dictator of Cuba…
To steal a title from Nobel prize-winning Colombian author and Castro friend, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, the last two weeks have been a nonstop “Chronicle of a Death Foretold.â€Â
“For us it’s not so much the waiting for the death of a person,†said Joanna Burgos, spokeswoman for the Miami-based Raices of Esperanza, a nonpartisan youth group that advocates for a free and democratic Cuba.
“It’s much more the waiting for the opportunity for young people on the island to have a chance to live freely, and hopefully that might give them an open door to do so.â€Â
wait…. did you just ask WHO IS FIDEL CASTRO?! Where the F have you lived the past, ummm, FIFTY YEARS (not that I’m that old, being only 27)?