Who’s Hotter: Jason Schwartzman or Adrien Brody
August 23rd, 2007 by Evil Beet
The two of them showed up in Beverly Hills last week to do a press conference for their upcoming Wes Anderson film, The Darjeeling Limited, which also stars Owen Wilson (but you can’t vote for him) and Natalie Portman (who is clearly hotter than any of these people).
So I’m looking through these pictures trying to decide which of them I should focus this post on. “Who’s hotter?” I asked myself. “Jason Schwartzman or Adrien Brody?” And what I decided is that I’m not sure. So I’m putting it to you guys. Let me know.
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August 23rd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Oh THANK you for the Adrien Brody…that just made my afternoon so much better!
August 23rd, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Jason for shizzle. Andrian looks like an android.
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Jason is the best! I did his “grooming” (hair and powder) for part of his press tour after he did “Shopgirl,” and he’s adorable, sweet, funny, kind, and a great singer (he sang a Beatles song — All My Lovin’ — when I asked him to close his eyes so I could powder him). He’s a doll. The hottest doll. That sounds pervy, sorry.
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Adrien Brody.. a clean shaven man is able to hug suri without harming her delicate skin.
August 24th, 2007 at 7:19 am
You`ve chosen a bad pic of Adrien-that`s not fair!He looks so much better on other photos!..
August 24th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Adrien is hot, but that pix is not !
August 25th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Lets define Hot.
Winning the 2002 Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance in Roman Polanski’s “The Pianist” made Adrien Brody the youngest performer ever to achieve that honor. That’s HOT!!
Who has had the leading role in at least 12 movies he’s done? Adrien Brody!! That’s HOT!
Who exudes sexiness with his gestures, movements, and personality? Adrien Brody. That’s Super HOT!!
I agree with Carry & Ann, Adrien’s photo was not as flattering as Jason’s.
November 8th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
Adrien hands down!
December 29th, 2007 at 5:09 am
er, is that a trick questions love? Adrien. Adrien. Adrien. and, if you didn’t get the gist yet..Adrien.
He’s the ultimate epitome of male hotness.
March 8th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
DEAR GOD …. JASON SCHWARTZMAN!!!!!
Are you kidding? Adrien Brody is dis-gust-ing.
Jason is cute, funny and talented.
I can’t believe you even asked this question.
March 8th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Jason Schwartzman
Jason Schwartzman
Jason Schwartzman
Jason Schwartzman
pant pant pant ….
grrrrr…….
He’s funny in a way that makes me feel pleasantly uncomfortable.
Adrien Brody is icky. *shiver*
March 15th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Jason is soo
cute
he has kind eyes and wonderful smile
He is very hottt!!!…
March 24th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Jason, no doubt about that.
April 4th, 2008 at 4:40 am
Adrien hands down!! No two ways about that .. these poor confounded people. don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.
Adrien Brody is GOD.
April 14th, 2008 at 5:45 am
While watching darjeeling limited i was asking myself all the way Jason? Adrien? or Owen?? hmmm….
best would be all three at the same time
But if i had to chose, hell yeah - jason is a delicious bar of white chocolate… yesss
May 20th, 2008 at 4:14 am
if i ha to choose i’d choose both of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they’re both so cute!!!!!
May 27th, 2008 at 8:08 am
Oh come on guys, Adrien Brody without any doubt!
July 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Jason Schwartzman of course!! he is very hot, Adrian Brody is too thing, is talented but is not hot, Jason is the winner!!!
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Duuuude, Jason EASY!
I think it’s just cuz he’s so cute that I wanna squeeze his face!
And he’s funny, Adrian to me has no personality….
I think the tallly is even…I just counted and including my vote it’s Ten for Ten!
October 27th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
jason= HOT
adrien= F-U-G-L-Y, WTF?, o_0