No One with the Last Name of Lohan Should Travel in a Car
August 23rd, 2007 by Evil Beet
Seriously, can we just start shipping these people where they need to go in freight trains?
It would be safer!
The latest Lohan to be involved in a traffic accident is lil’ sis Ali, age 13, who was in a car crash on Friday night after sneaking out of the family’s Long Island house to meet her 16-year-old boyfriend, who had a learner’s permit.
Two people were slightly injured in the accident, but Ali was fine, and was able to fly out to Utah this week to visit big sis Lindsay in rehab.
How long until Ali’s there, too?
I give her a year!
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i have not been posting as davvis,jennifyer,duwait because ive been away for a week and i ain’t been on here for ages either nah but it’s not me.
Yea that’s rite anonoymous blame me even though it’s not me how do i now it’s not you huh ? well im not coming on this site anymore to get the blame who now’s it mite be you that’s posting it’s certainly not me im going.
BUH BYE AND OH YEAH BYE.
Look if your blaming me for something that i have clearly not done then im not geting involed im not coming on here to get the blame for something i aint done well just for starters how do i now its not you thats been doin it im not giving you the satifaction but your so not worth it and your
such A LOOSER HAVE FUN HERE BYE YOURSELF !!!!
SEE YA AND BYE AND YEA CYAZ !!!! LOL .
Anna. You’re fucking weird. Get a life. Seriously. What are you, twelve?
Anon leave me alone you freak oh i have a life and i love it
and how old are your probaly 9 year old looser.
Why are you defending Ali Lohan for i bet you she will just turn out like Lindsay Ali has already been in a car crash she is no good example she is now better than no one else i bet you by 19 she will be reheab she is only becoming famous because lindsay is i have her album Lohan Holiday oh please that’s alot of crap my cat sing better than that Ali is another rich kid i bet you anything she will turn out like Lindsay omg how many lohan’s are they let’s hope Ali is the last one please thank god and Ali is just a untalend person who think’s she can have it all.
Lindsay Lohan is a very beautiful and talented girl. Her sister Ali is abviously following in her foot steps. Even though she is a bad ass it doesnt mean that she is not a good influence to her fans and everyone. I like her blond hair but it needs to go red again. I wish i could meet her because mostly she is living it up in la baybe!!!!*
NOBODY CARES !!!!
NOBODY CARES !!!!!!
I hate Lindsey Lohan she screweed her life up!! and her mom is a BITCH!! Ali lohan is okk ho but i dunno i think she;ll b just like lindsey lohan!
Lindsay is a dry up little bitch who wasting her life away
and i hate her !!!
If you all really hate Ali and Lindsey Lohan, then why would you spend your time writing posts about her on a site about her? This is probably the most interesting web page I have ever read, I do not know what any of you are saying…
Anna says:
” way wiv it cos thats y Lindsay turn out like she did a drink,drug addicct i bet anythin that Ali will turn out likr Lindsay i use 2 b a massive fan of Lindsay but i m not anymore cos all the drink,drug she done always in the paper,magazine”
Sorry Anna, but just because your mother was a crack addict and you came out of the womb fucking retarded doesn’t mean you shouldn’t speak english like the rest of us. Maybe you should check out your local Community College. Comment back if any of you are interested in getting a life (I heard that burger king had a few, too many workers).
well Ali is hardley good role model is she was in a car crash
yeah thats just excellent and i bet her mom was just so proud and no you work in burger king go fuck a burger
and i have my own life and i love it and i can say what i want when i feel like it and i dont give a fuck what you say your a freak !!!
Skinny little rat.. i give her a moth !
go fuck Ali
hey anna, will you read your damn comments before you post.
NO I CAN’T BE BOTHERED
IM NOT COMING ON THIS SITE ANYMORE
i’m 13 and im as skinny as Ali is in this photo. And I like them the drinking and drug thing is over so move on and if you don’t like thm then don;t wast your time leaving comments!
If you people don’t like thm DON’T LEAVE STUPID ASS COMMENTS!!!!
OK ANNA, ALI IS SO PREETY AND SO IS LINDSAY! SHUT YOUR FUCKIN ASS AND THINK BEFOR YOU WRITE! DO YOU HONESTLY BELIVIE EVERYTHING YOU YOU READ, IT’S NOT TRUE! SHE’S NOT PREGNAT STOP BELIVING EVERY THING YOU HEAR YOU FUCKIN HOE!
i dont give a fuck what you have to say and dont tell me what i can and cant do because i can do whatever i want to
and there aint nothing you can do that will stop me i now that not everything is not true and Ali and Lindsay are fucking ULGY !!!! your a one eyed little freak omg i cant belive you actually like Ali and Lindsay and go fuck yourself you hoe !!!!! this site sucks !!! and i can do what i want when i want to im not a im not a fucking ass or whatever you said go take some drugs !!!
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY SISTER SHES NOT UGLY AND I KNOW I MADE A MISTAKE BUT STOP HOLDING THE GRUDGE!
i think ali is really pretty, and not to be rude unlike lindsay she can actually sing, and i love her voice, she’s just not talking through her songs. like she actually has a singing voice
yeah yeah whatever and Ali cant sing at all she sounds like a strangled cat and as for you Lindsay your just a coke head and a acholic go take some drugs and i dont belive that lindsay is her yeah your both ugly Lindsay and Ali and i brought Ali’s album lohan holiday it was a load of crap my cat can sing better than her !!!
I don’t get it…why do you say you hate someone. Wouldn’t the world be a better place if nobody hated each other? And what did they ever do to you? Did Lindsay or Ali randomly walk up to you and like hurt you some how? Because as far as I know they’ve done nothing to you people…I just find it really sad that you think this way of others. Like really how many of you actually met them and talked to them? Or did you just hear the news on television and decide to hate them? Because the only reason for someone to hate them is because they want to be just like them. So just scrolling down the page and reading your fowl comments disgust me. And if Lindsay ever returns to this page…good luck. Because everyone makes mistakes and I believe you will be able to stay away from that mistake soon. And to all those who hate them because of this publicity they receive and what they tell you about them…I feel sorry that you feel that way.
Well yeah i hate both of them i think that dina is pimping Ali out and ive seen there show its a load of crap why do they think there so speacail and nobody esle is and just becasue Ali wants to become famous and she has to has it now its patheic !!! and i dont think thats Lindsay is on crack and a acholic and the papers always say bad things about her i dont like her or Ali i hate them they think so it and there not
its patheic !!! and sad !!! and Ali is really ULGY AND LINDSAY IS TO LINDSAY HAS A FAKE TAN DOSE SHE NOW HOW PATHEIC SHE LOOKS WITH THAT PATHEIC LOOSER
AND I BET YOU ALI WILL BE A ANORIX BY THE AGE OF 17 AND ALREADY BEEN IN REABAH BY THE AGE OF 19 BECASUE SHE WANTS TO BE HER SISTER STUPID ASS !!!
ALI IS A ONE EYED FREAK AND LINDSAY IS JUST A DRUGIE AND ACHOLIC WHORE GO SUCK !!!!!
You are such a bitch go to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your the drug addict so dont go calling me one cause not the one leaving rude fuckin messages!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooooo Lindsay in a moode i dont take drug’s you do !!!!!!!!!!
and acholic !!!! how many times may i remind you have been in reheab huh and i dont care about my comments
im not a bitch your a evil drug addcit GO TAKE SOME CRACK
!!!! ha ha ha ha ha how do i now your the real Lindsay huh
your a little SLUT !!!!!!
Why be so mean to each other when you can be nice? Like really honesty is a good thing…but making remarks when you don’t know them is pretty sad. I don’t mind if you decide to hate me because of what I post here…but you have to understand how much it hurts a person if you do that. And you really need to learn to forgive and forget about things Anna. Like I’m not angry at anyone for saying things like that, but relax swearing and posting only things about peoples mistakes aren’t going to help you. Why is everyone so concerned about others mistakes but they don’t reflect on their own actions? Like really how would you like it if everyone just picked on things that you did bad at? But they didn’t even notice or take the time to read about all the good you’ve done for society? I believe Lindsay and Ali are wonderful examples of how sisters should be. Yes they are no different from others, that’s because nobody is that different. The fact that you hate them because they’re famous and you aren’t is rather sad. So this isn’t real hate, what you’re experiencing is jealousy. Just by the way you wrote it demonstrated that you want to be famous also. And since you want it try actually auditioning. Show the world what type of talent you have. They won’t believe till they see it themselves. Like really being famous has its’ goods and bads. Say your going out with a guy, would you like paparazzi everywhere writing down everything you do? What if you weren’t allowed to date…but you were famous and you didn’t want your parents to know that you are currently seeing someone? What would you do then? Paparazzi is sure to print it out, how will you deal with it? Life is hard being a celebrity especially at Lindsay and Ali’s age. There is a lot of stress put on to everything you do. Really they comment on how they dress how they act. How would you like it if someone came up to you and made fun of your favorite shirt? Are you going to punch them? Are you going to make fun of them? Will you laugh with them? What would you do, because they will easily go around telling everyone their opinion of who you are. Say you are Asian you like African kinda dressing. People think your really weird and stupid person. Will you go for that…cause that’s what’s going around. Not that I have anything against that race because I favor their choice of wardrobes. I love them for their fun nature. But really if someone judged you on how you dress and what they say isn’t true what can you do? Especially when you don’t exactly know who they told? Because words go out quickly…and please don’t swear it just ruins your reputation towards others.=]…
So anna, you hate the lohans, but you have
A. Watched their show
B. Know when Lindsay developed her eating disorder
C. Know when Lindsay went to rehab
D. AND you check a website every day to write about the lohans?
you should just stop writing because no one understands what you are talking about because you can’t write in complete sentences, and you are not proving your case whatsoever…
Oh, by the way, you never took me up on that community college offer, it is still on the table
P.S. Curious, Lindsay, Beyada, and ALI and LINDSAY LOHAN FAN ya’ll are awesome – we write because we care!
well acutally i use to be a fan of Lindsay’s but now im not and i can come on this site if i want to im not jealous of them what is there to be jealous of im just sorry but Ali has no talent at all she can’t act she can’t sing she’s just terrible and i don’t care what you say about me it don’t bother me in the slighteis and no i don’t want to be famous and Ali is just sad she dresses like Lindsay why can’t she just be happy as herself and i still hate Lindsay and Ali so that ain’t made no difference’s to me.
Well that is certainly an interesting comment, Anna. Just because you used to be a fan of them does not mean you need to hate them. And you can’t say Ali has no talent at all, because everyone deep down inside has a special talent. Some are fast at discovering it, and for others a bit longer. Also me posting this is not suppose to move you mentally at all. Just ways of having a better life style. Also, exactly what makes you think that Ali wanted to be famous to start with? Have you ever thought just maybe this fame was because of her love for acting or singing? Like really you can’t say you don’t sing to your favorite songs unless you have no electronics what so ever. Which is impossible so yeah. And like they say older siblings influence younger ones. So why don’t you set a better example and go out there and forget about all the negative things that’s happened. And love them and congratulate them for what they have achieved. I think many people will also like you a lot more if you start doing so. Because as they say not everyone likes you. But at least try to have them like you by being a loving person. And thank you for not swearing in your previous comment.=]
well actually i still hate ali and Lindsay but unfortunately for you i nothing you seem to be saying don’t even make a difference to me im gunna to be a hater forever and yes ive seen the show it’s the wrost thing ive ever have watched it’s a load of crap and and who are you curious and yeah i still hate Ali and Lindsay !!! and not meaning to be mean but nothing you can say can stop me from being a hater !!!!! .
I’m not trying to change your view, I just feel sorry for you because you’ll never feel true happiness till you stop hating others. And would it really make a difference if you found out who I am or not? Well I can’t stop you from hating them, only you can stop yourself. And yes I’ve got the message that nothing will change you…just put everything aside…and think about why you hate them. I don’t want to hear because she can’t sing act or whatever. I want to know if it has something to do with their personality. I want you to describe who they are…and if you can’t find a reason to hate them besides what they have done wrong and what you think they are bad at then, why bother hating them? And just saying crap isn’t a word. And being a hater of things there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s just what you hate them for. So I would never try to change you from a hater to anything else. I only hope that you will be able to live a happier life.
i don’t mean to be rude but i don’t have to tell you anything and im not telling you why i hate them i have a happy life
i love my life and im always going to be a hater .
If you say so than I will also think you’re also living a great life right now. Now you see why should I tell you who I am if your not willing to say why you hate them…my identity is more important than why you hate them. And I’m glad you love your life, that’s the way it should be lived. And fun to you and your future.=]
*my bad have fun to you and your future.
thank you but im still not saying why i hate Ali and Lindsay .
no need to.
whatever im still not saying why sorry .
curious do you know Ali and Lindsay ? .
Will it make a difference to your life if I did or not?
*Will it make a difference to your life if I do or not?
no i dont care if you now them or not
no probably not and i dont care if you now them or not .
are you a moron anna?
or just a spoiled ugly little tween?
no im not ugly you are ugly and im not spoiled either who are you to jugde me ? .
You guys are all beyyyoches
come onnnn
you dont f*ing know either of them…
dont judge themmm duhh
thank you and good because i would not want to know them either !!!! .