No One with the Last Name of Lohan Should Travel in a Car
August 23rd, 2007 by Evil Beet
Seriously, can we just start shipping these people where they need to go in freight trains?
It would be safer!
The latest Lohan to be involved in a traffic accident is lil’ sis Ali, age 13, who was in a car crash on Friday night after sneaking out of the family’s Long Island house to meet her 16-year-old boyfriend, who had a learner’s permit.
Two people were slightly injured in the accident, but Ali was fine, and was able to fly out to Utah this week to visit big sis Lindsay in rehab.
How long until Ali’s there, too?
I give her a year!
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hi
im the real Ali Lohan thankyou all for all your lovely comment’s and thankyou for all your support and thank’s for all my fan’s if i was not with out you i would be no where so thank’s for everything and i can’t make the hater’s like me so just a big thank’s to everyone .
POSER .
stop judgeing lindsay and alli when yall dont even no her yeah lindsay did some mistakes but thats none of yalls business yall are judgeing therre family on what you read which 99 percent of the time isnt true
Omg you guys Ali is only 13 give the kid a break. she might not even turn out like her sister you guys dont know. so fck off and give the kid a break
xo nicole
wow…it’s been a long time since I’ve been on…and this is what results? Just reading what some of you wrote kinda depresses me. Why swear when you can use actual English to express yourselves? It’s really nice of you people to stick up to them, but is it necessary to swear in the process? Like really all you that add swear words onto your comment, think about it what if a young child want to search them up because they are fans and they see all this trash. I don’t think their parents will be very happy with their child going around swearing and thinking that it’s cool. You know younger children actually look up to the older ones and look for a good example so if you are all smart people, which I’m pretty sure you are, you would stop swearing and start setting a better example. Like really all you need is a small community of people to do so for a better world. Try it, lets see what we can do.=]
another perfect example of everything that is wrong with the internet. i really hope this site doesn’t represent an accurate cross section of our society, if it does we’re heading for a lot of trouble. i think my i.q. dropped about twelve points just by reading these posts. i must admit to a kind of morbid curiosity though. some of you should read your own posts a few times in a row and try to put together a mental picture of yourselves viewed thru the eyes of the readers. for instance this anna person, an average reader with any brain would picture her as something of an ogre. this may not be an accurate description of who she really is but its hard not to see it that way after reading her rambling, weird and extremely angry comments about everything. my theory is that she either doesn’t actually care and writes to this site just to rile people up or she’s borderline mental and on the verge of breakdown. i suppose thats it, if i write anymore than this i would have to be sort of a hypocrite, so thats all.
Wow, reading these comments reminds me why the paparazzi will never go out of business. Who is to say whether these females are healthy or not, perhaps a doctor could? Both of them are beautiful and we have seen Lindsay’s talent for years. She was talented when she was a child and she still is. Yes, she has been going through a rough time, but whatever happened to compassion. Yes, she may not be the perfect role model, but she is human. These people are always in the spotlight and it seems that no one remembers that. Everyone has taken a bad picture or two along the way, and weird angles lead to weird results. This is part of how the tabloids manage to sell so many magazines. So, try to say something nice once in a while. No, maybe we will not get to have the luxuries of these two people, but that doesn’t mean that we should be rude and make harsh comments. It doesn’t do anyone any good. I wish Ali well and I wish Lindsay well. I’m sure they are very nice people. I hope Lindsay gets whatever help she needs and continues to shine on and off screen and I hope Ali is successful with her singing. And to the people that have left such harsh comments, please think before you write them.
Is it just me but does Ali look awfully older than 13? I’ve seen photos where she looks like she is 30…..Eeew! The only Lohan I like is Lindsay, the rest can go jump off a cliff, especially the mother who has to pop her head in every papparazzi photo snap of Lindsay as often as she can. Ali is annoying also
well actually Ali is 14 years old duh and dont tell me what to do
becaue i can do what i want to and i dont like Ali or Lindsay Ali is a untalented bitch who is Lindsay wanna be sado Ali cant sing at all my cat can sing better and just because she is lindsays little sister she gets everything she wants she cant sing at all !!! she makes me sick shes a little wanna be shes just getting famous because she is lindsays little sister when she should not use lindsay to make her famous Ali is a little Slut !!!! she is only famous because she her sisters famous !!!!!! .
Hi,
i know you probably won’t belive this but im Ali Lohan’s bff and she is lovely and kind but i don’t know why there’s so many hater’s it’s silly
Ali is doing what she love’s to do singing and acting and i don’t think she ain’t gunna give it up and she love’s doing it and no one can’t stop her from what she love’s to do.
Hi Ashleigh,
i dont belive you no way your a liar who would want to be alis friend i mean seriuosly she is a spoiled little brat who is only famous because her sister is she has no talent she cant sing its all easy being famous if we all had a famous sister like lindsay ali is a wanna be who will turn out like her sister !!!!.
MUHH FUCKER !
no i think you might have yourself confused you are.
no you are.
np you are.
ali may suck in just about everything but im sure she can suck like an amaeture when she gets into the porn industry bcuz the first thing she gonna be sucking is ma big black thick dick HOLLA AT ALL THEM HOES
if that’s what you think.
if that’s what you think you can think that then.
I really have no interest in the Lohans, but I’ve become engrossed in this thread purely because of the inane drivel that it seems some people can repeatedly churn out. I’m not sure if they consider it a legitimate way of arguing their point, or whether they’re aged 6, but it’s hilarious. Anna, you have to be a fictional character?! No you are! No YOU are! No you! No YOU are. No that’s you! If nothing else this blog shows that people can not only regurgitate the same nonsense over and over, despite it making little sense and being of even less interest in the first place, but also faced with such inspired arguments others actually feel obliged to respond and respond. It’s really not that interesting! It seems there are some people who no matter how many times you taunt them, need to respond with the same pointless, nonesensical dross. Most of them are in kindergarten, but some devote their lives to lamely criticising celebrities. Does anyone know where I can buy the rights to this ‘Anna’ character? ‘She’ is hilarious! I am like soooo writing a movie with her as the central character only itll just be like one big monologue or diatribe with no punctuation and no grammar cos that would be like too confusing and I might have to change the tone of my voice??
yes that’s me and who care’s because i certainly don’t and none of this that you say actually matter’s dose it i don’t think so and i think it’s so great that you love me your just patheic.
Hola gente.
It’s amazing how much attention a child star could get,just by being a CHILD STAR.I think it’s stupid to write down nasty things about celebs.Even uploading silly pics is way over the edge!
Let them live..Even If they seem to go self-destructive..After all,that’s what their mom taught them,right?
Cheers from Dominican Republic
Ali is a child star duh and she is only famous because her sister Lindsay is but may i add that it must be hard being a child star with all the hastle you get it must not be verry nice anyways that is it ali has a kind of nice singing voice but i only like her all the way around knew one but thats it all the others are crap !!!! but i can imagine all the pressure and alot more stuff know my nice 5seconds is over and ali is actually quit bad at acting suprisingly enough but she is no talent she is just another wanna be and she gets want she wants because she is lindsays little sister and if she dont she has a hissy fit about it and lindsay was a child star and she actually had talent to admitt i was a fan of lindsays but until she was drink and drugs im not anymore lindsay has raw talent and ali just dosent ali is just uck and lindsay was born with talent and some people have it and some of then dont you just dont make the cut !!!!!.
do you not realize that she’s already trying to cut off?? o O? And really Anna get a life.
do you not know that she’s already trying to cut off?? o O? And Anna get a life. You’ve been posting on this site for like months, do you not have anything better to do?
Wow Ali looks a lot nicer here than she does at the moment.
are actually serious ?.
believe it or not she is. She’s gotten thinner after all that. She looks nicer in that photo.
do you know ali lohan ?.
there mothere miust be reaaly bad if lindsays bad what could happy to ali
yeah i know im gunna have to agree with you there what could possiable happend to ali is next but lindsay is good know and she is clean she is dating samantha ronson but ali could go the same as her sister and she could not its all her mums fault for pushing her childeren into the limelight so she can have the money and ali is untalented and just famous coz her sister is and did you see living lohan i saw it once and it was so lame and it just proves that they mum is the one pushing them just like lindsay and then she cracked.
search lohan for google images and this is the first pic that pops up
go beet
yeah right whatever who cares because i dont so do you think anyone cares about what you have to say i dont think so
Come on girls! i get it that ur mad at lindsay and bla bla bla but if u put that aside u’ll see ali ain’t the same, just because lindsay is like that doesn’t mean u should be so trashy 2 ali. Be fair.
wow. the gurl is 13. the pics says it all. AND PLEASE, NO POSERS or just mind yer own thing.
actually in case you didnt know ali is know 15 fyi keep you and yes who knows what ali will be like who knows what she will turn out like and ali is not lindsay either and i agree give ali a chance.
ali is 15 years know fyi keep up please and who knows what ali be like when she grows up its all part of growing up i suppose and ali is not lindsay so give her chance i agree 100 % just give ali a chance you dont know just cos of her sisters ways that dose not mean thats ali ways and im backing her up 100 % and i dont care what people say about ali im supporting ali and if anyone has a problem with it.
ali is 15 years old know fyi keep up its not that hard and ali is not lindsay just cos lindsay screwed up it dont mean that ali will just give ali a change she not lindsay and im backing ali up 100 % and just give ali a chance and who knows what ali will do its all part of growing up and everyone grows up some day its all part of being a teen anyways im supporting ali and i dont care what any of you say if you have a problem with it.
some of you people have issues…keep it to yourself if something out there makes you want to vomit. Or disturbs you in anyway. It’s not up to you to judge someone how they should live their life. Let them be.
I’ve heard that Ali has a really like great personality and she treats her friends so well and never trash talks them and she’s totally smart too and could easily be a doctor or lawyer but she wants to sing and act and bring joy to people’s lives n stuff. I think that’s really great. She must be such a nice person and probably was the one who helped her big sister get her life together, so like her singing and acting is already doing good work!
yeah ali is nice person but its people who think that because she is lindsays little sister that she is mean and horrible when she actually aint she is a lovely girl if you people got to know ali instead of jugding her well then you would get on better its nice to be nice to her and not b***h about her behind her back or whatever you do its up to you.
and who gives a fuck what the hell you have to say anyway “anna”
Guys, judging ali and her big sister is not getting you anywhere! Think how ali felt like when she sees this? Do you want to be this person that everyone judged this person a lot? I dont think so. So, back off and let her to live her life. It’s her choices. You might have a different way or thoughts than her, thats ok! But if you posted and judge her, that is NOT ok. Your comments hurt people in a many ways. This is not acceptable for me. Go ahead and make yourself to look bad if you still judge her and other people. And dont forget that you’re being judged everyday too.
wow!! u guys are all pathetic and full of yourselves!! give her a break, shut the hell up!!
I think you should give ali a break all you haters are just mean because your not ali and your jealous of her you need to get lifes and grow up and stop saying bad things about her you need to act your age and stop being mean to ali she has done nothing wrong to you but your being mean to her if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say nothing at all ok.