Britney Spears Will Probably Drink Over This
August 20th, 2007 by Evil BeetBritney’s former “cousistant” was spotted partying with arch-nemesis Paris Hilton at her Malibu beach house this weekend.
How is this girl famous?
Oh, yeah.
We made her famous.
Whoops.
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Somehow, we all know this is not a wise friendship. I envision victorious stalker Britney under a full moon on the Malibu beach lip-syncing the ‘You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey. ”as she manically jumps around Miss Hilton’s pale, multi-umbrella impaled body.. But that is just a happy dream I’d like to keep private for now.
Hi paris hilton
Can i how is make do late of famous
I was inteseting .
I nice meet to you
Goodbyee.
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