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August 16th, 2007 by Evil BeetJay-Z is #1 on Forbes’ list of Hip-Hop Moguls. Tragically, Scott Storch made the Top Ten cut, too. [Bossip]
Watch Britney Spears get shoe-horned into those jeans for her Allure photo shoot. [Agent Bedhead]
OMG!!! The Hills may be scripted! [The Blemish]
Ever wonder what became of the naked pool baby on the Nirvana cover? I bet that kid gets laid a lot. [Celebrity Smack]
Jenna Bush got engaged to former employee of Karl Rove. [Cele|bitchy]
Ah, thank God. The Elizabeth Hasselback cameltoe shot. I won’t be posting for the rest of the day, as I’ll be too busy masturbating to this. [Drunken Stepfather]
David Beckham finally proves useful. [Celeb Warship]
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I want my memory erased of the masturbating to Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s camel toe comment. That made me want to vomit, hard!