Hollywood It Girls Continue to Play Musical Penis
August 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Hurry up! Grab one to sit on!
Sigh.
It was just earlier this summer that (married) magician Criss Angel was proclaiming his undying love for Cameron Diaz. But that’s all over now — Cameron’s already being linked to Jessica Simpon’s ex John Mayer — and Criss Angel has moved on to none other than Britney Spears.
The two were caught by cameras at 4 a.m. last night in the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel. They were later spotted holding hands and taking an elevator up to an 11th floor suite. I have a feeling there was lots of “freak,” not so much “mind.”
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Hold up! WTF? Oh, never mind.
ew!
Make it stop. This is just wrong.
“Hurry up! Grab one to sit on!” – okay, between this and the contagious chin, there were almost two legitimate spit takes in my office today.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????THAT EFING WXXXX
I have a feeling you are right-much more “freak” than “mind” I have a theory that his brain’s the size of a pea!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMFG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!
YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID CRISS ANGEL DID MAKE A STUPID MISTAKE BUT THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE A SEX OR DATE OR ANYTHING SO ALL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE IT AT THAT I LOVE YOU CRISS!!!
Criss may have been decived, he can’t see all tricks can he?
BUENO PRIMERO QUE NADA TIENES BUENOS GUSTOS POR QUE BRITNEY NO ES FEA PERO PUES NO DEBERIAS SALIR CON ELLA BUENO ES TU PEDO AYA TU SOY TU FAN NUMERO 1
Criss Why R U Going Out With That Ugly Girl Britney Spears She Will Only Date U 4 Your $ I Wil Not Use U 4 Your $ Not Like That BITCH She Is A Slut
Look Here criss_ angel_luver U Cant Tell Everybody That We Have 2 Shut The Fuck Up U Just Have 2 Shut The Fuck Up 2
WOW! thats stupid! i cant believe you people ever buy into this crap!
Dudes fucking fugly as hell and brittany is a crack whore whose a WHORE at it, Brittany Spears needs to DIE!!!
And with Brittany Spears needs to go with Christina Aguliara!
Mwahahahahahah!!! >.<
criss angel is a pussy and a fake he is all jacked n chiseled to make up for the fact that he has a 2.5 inch dick he is a freud and a bitch and no one should give him any attention.
ok, I like him but those ugly bitches are… just… ughhh