Comments on: TRAGEDY STRIKES! Jimmy Fallon Engaged! :(

By: emmjay

emmjay — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:52:24 +0000

That’s Nancy Juvonen he married and she’s hot. Get a clue. They are an adorable couple together. She is a hard-working, intelligent and passionate head of a film company she started organically out of a genuine love of movies. She has offered the world a lot more of value through her vision and leadership while producing film projects than any of you jealous, moronic fools who sit at home snarking over the accomplishments, happiness or relationships of others when your own pathetic lives fail to measure up to anything worthwhile. I don’t feel guilty in the least for holding a mirror back up to some of you after the baseless criticism you leveled on someone you don’t even know. You guys are the worst most pathetic breed of human: brainless, soulless and blind.

I’m sure they could care less about your pathetic insults, but I for one don’t understand what about the anonymity of the internet makes it okay to act like barbarians instead of human beings. If you call convened here initially out of some love for Jimmy Fallon, then there may still be hope for you. So knock it off with the hatin’ and get a life before it is too late!

By: Shan

Shan — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:52:43 +0000

Y’all bitches need to stop hatin’. Jimmy looks like an albino monkey. He;s ugly, and don’t hate on him because he likes his women with a little meat on their bones.

By: Caz

Caz — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 17:56:24 +0000

Oh dear… you made me choke on my cordial. That was GOLD!! Obviously you are right and she has brainwashed him… explains why he is wearing that hideous tuxedo!

By: Zelda

Zelda — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 16:40:48 +0000

Oh my beet…I think this might be my favourite beet-blogging ever…

By: rudie

rudie — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:14:58 +0000

um, actually I don’t think she has fat arms. she has pretty normal arms. either that or i have fat arms… anyways, it’s a shapeless dress that makes your arms look fat. she should sue whoever sold her that dress.

my condolences on the loss of your bf. your loss is drew’s bff’s gain.

By: Vilma

Vilma — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 02:50:39 +0000

Fat arms lmao that’s was so funny, ahh Jimmy is so cute and yeah she’s ugly and older hehe

By: d

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:31:08 +0000

Fat arms=fat thighs=shapeless frock. I bet she’s hiding a multitude of sins under that thing. Off to wipe a tear, light a candle at the Alter of Fallon and then eat a tub of Dove ice cream.

By: Persistent Cat

Persistent Cat — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:19:51 +0000

I think I hate her shapeless frock.

By: Scott

Scott — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 13:39:29 +0000

Actually that’s not a tragedy. At least this way, he won’t be on the market and off frightening other women (or men) into sleeping with him.

By: Evil Beet

Evil Beet — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:23:03 +0000

Ah, but do you hate it more than you hate his fiancee’s neon nail polish? It’s a tough call, I know.

By: Persistent Cat

Persistent Cat — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:53:32 +0000

He’s actually my friend’s boyfriend and mine is Seth Myers. All three of us hate his rented tux.