Paris Hilton Does Not Do Drugs
August 13th, 2007 by Evil BeetThat’s not a joint, people. It’s a very small tampon. That she has in her mouth. On fire. Because smoking tiny tampons is so hot right now.
Sigh.
At her Malibu beach house this weekend.
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August 14th, 2007 at 7:53 am
Herb-tard
August 14th, 2007 at 8:08 am
I dunno. It looks a lot more like just a plain cig…not that I’m defending her! You can’t quite tell, though. Not in this pic anyways. Now the countless others…it was for sure, hah.
August 14th, 2007 at 11:33 am
She’s not drug-free. It’s that the drugs are free- for her. That’s Hot.
October 6th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
OK that is looking way too much like a normal cig to me. not saying that she doesnt do drugs its just every pic that kinda looks like shes smoking a joint (but could seriously just be a normal cig) is right away said to be a joint and she isnt given even the slightest reason of doupt