Blind Item

August 9th, 2007 by Evil Beet


WHICH very eligible divorced man has his friends in a quandary now that he’s engaged to get married again? The friends are afraid to tell him his fiancée is a gold digger who’s still seeing her broke boyfriend on the side while waiting for her wedding day.


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5 Responses to “Blind Item”

  1. Margo Says:

    Ummm, Eddie Murphy? I hope.

  2. Vermillion Says:

    Emmanuel Lewis?

    No! Salman Rushdie!

    I am really bad at these.

  3. Samantha Jones Says:

    Charlie Sheen? Hehe

  4. Evil Beet Says:

    Yeah, my personal vote on this is Charlie Sheen, but Eddie Murphy makes sense, too.

  5. LAMO! Says:

    Chuckles Sheen has my vote.

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