Miss Teen USA, Miss USA and Miss Universe pose at the Playing for VIP beach party in Mallorca, Spain.

Miss USA is pretty, but the other two are just sort of meh.

Before launching into “Winter” at a Florence show in late May, Tori sang an impromptu song about the trials and tribulations of Lindsay Lohan.

This was before her most recent run-in with the cops!

Tori is so prescient.

I love her!!!

The perpetually dreadlocked Counting Crows frontman took his shirt off in dangerous proximity to a Splash News camera man.

I know, I know. He’s a little flabby. He’s a little pale. He’s getting really old. But I refuse to give up on my dream!

One day, I will have sex with Adam Duritz. And then we’ll get married and have lots of babies and he’ll write songs about me and it will be fabulous.

Counting Crows’ new album — the first once since 2002’s Hard Candy — will be released November 6 of this year. The album’s title is Saturday Nights, Sunday Mornings, and I for one am super excited.

Photo credit: Aaron St. Clair

Looks like the big “comeback” album is dropping November 13, just a few days after the one-year anniversary of her filing for divorce from K-Fed.

That’s also the same day Celine Dion’s releasing her new album.

Somehow I don’t think either of them will be much competition for the other.

Not that I’ll be buying either. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be listening to Britney’s album. In my heart of hearts, I’ll always be rooting for Brit-Brit. But I’m sure the whole thing will leak online weeks before. Hell, we’ve already got two of the tracks.

If you haven’t heard them yet, you can listen to “Gimme More” here and “Cold as Fire” here.

And don’t forget to vote!

Plus, it’s always reassuring to know that even reality TV stars are not immune to those really annoying zits right under your nose.

Leaving Opera in Hollywood last night.

Sounds like we have a new hot-spot, kids. Everyone’s been spotted there this week.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

Presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton walks the streets of NYC with Ellen Degeneres. Hillary taped an interview for Ellen’s show this week, and she also appeared on David Letterman.

Finally! Hayden Panettiere has dressed up as a German beer wench. [FListed]

Larry Birkhead, blah blah blah, OK! magazine, blah blah, lawsuit, blah. Mad props to Celebitchy for writing up this story. I tried like five times and each time my head nearly exploded from boredom. But I know some of you care. [Cele|bitchy]

PJ Harvey’s coming out with a new album. [popbytes]

Thank God someone thought to compile a comprehensive list of celebrity lesbian crushes. [cityrag]

Paris Hilton is done terrorizing Malibu. [Celebslam]

Ivana Trump’s boyfriend is ridiculously hot. And, no, that’s not a typo. This is Ivana, the old one, not her daughter. [The Bosh]

Oh sweet Jesus, they’re making Rock of Love II. Worse yet, you can audition. Get the deets. [Celebrity Smack]