OMG Please Tell Me Scarlett Johansson’s Going to Star in the Jenna Jameson Biopic
July 30th, 2007 by Evil Beet
This would just be soooo great.
The ever-enterprising Jenna Jameson’s making a film version of her autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, and apparently she has her eye on Scarlett Johansson for the starring role.
“I tapped up Scarlett for the part,” she says, “and I’m very excited about the film.”
Asked why she wouldn’t be playing the role herself, Jenna responded, “You know, the truth is, I’m not really a very good actress. I do well on camera when someone puts a cock in my mouth, but otherwise I just come across with a fair amount of awkwardness.”
Nah, I’m kidding. Instead she came up with this little gem: “It was my decision not to play the role because I’ve lived that life already and anyone can play themself.”
Hey, Jenna? Wanna know what’s not a word? Themself. See, because “them” is plural, so you have to use “selves.” Never mind. Just trust me on this.
But never fear! Jenna Jameson’s cock-free film debut is not far away, as she plans to play a super-heroine in a movie spin-off from a new comic book she has written.
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July 30th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
I think you need a life Jenna that is interesting. All you’ve done is pretend to be sexy, abused your body and soul for cash, and how wonderful is that? Does Scarlett want to portray a porn slut?
July 30th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
“It was my decision not to play the role because I’ve lived that life already and anyone can play themself.â€
She also said, “Plus it would be HOT to see Scarlett doing some girl on girl.”
She didn’t actually say that, but it’s true!
July 30th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Nice nails. But I guess on a whore, that’s what you get.
July 31st, 2007 at 7:54 am
Sure she’s a dirty whore, but I think we’d all pay money to see Scarlett doing the nasty.
July 31st, 2007 at 8:26 am
Scarlett Johansson won’t have anything to do with this so called movie. She needs to holla at Courtney Love.
July 31st, 2007 at 9:04 am
Jenna is a cokeho with issues. Just about describes most of Hollyhood. She’s done the movie about 100 times. Why be redundant?
July 31st, 2007 at 9:28 am
By the way, in that picture Jenna’s giving all you naysayers and haters the ‘Mal occhio’. Or Maloiky as my cousins like to say in their heavily American accented, bad Italian.
January 7th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
(Sologirlforum.com) “Fuck…!”-Get It?- “You guys are hilarious…Truly fucking funny. -I pissed myself.
January 21st, 2008 at 6:04 pm
She loves what she does and she doesn’t care what anyone has to say. I love Jenna’s confidence. This is a great opportunity for Scarlett. To be a good actress is to play roles as people who are very different than you.
May 20th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Jenna is a hot chick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P
August 7th, 2008 at 8:45 am
sexiii
August 12th, 2008 at 5:46 am
I think it would be great to see her film… the story of her life is very interesting. when jenna was very young, her mother died of cancer.
her father didn’t care enough for his children, and when jenna became older she met a guy who worked in a tattoo shop…. she started working as a stripper, and she became a drug addict…
when she broke up with that guy from the tattoo shop, she made her first porn.
she didn’t “abuse her body and soul for cash”, she could have worked in the strip club or as a model: she would have made a lot of money, too.
there are so many pornstars who are not beautiful, but jenna jameson is one of the prettiest pornstars I’ve ever seen.
if she loves to make porn, it’s okay, I think.
October 21st, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I totally agree with eva. It is amazing how this lady has created her story. All business has its pro and contro … Jenna has worked hard and survived in a hard world. And tell me … Which famous person did not work his or her way up in the sack … You might as well Enjoy it and make money with it … And make people write about you as if they are jealous about not having had the fun or the money. Jenna … You rock