Lohan’s Lawyer Issues a Statement
July 24th, 2007 by Evil Beet
“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”
Lindsay!!!
Please please please get better.
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July 24th, 2007 at 10:54 am
i dont’ see what the big deal is, everyone parties their ass off in their early 20s. by about 24, 25 you get your shit together.
July 24th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Well, you gotta take the good and the bad that goes with being a celebrity. And some of us nevah get it out of their system. But I don’t make 5 or 6 million per movie either. What?
July 25th, 2007 at 11:23 am
What is up? Why would a famous wealthy young starlet that is out of jail on bond for DUI be driving drunk again and chasing someone ? Where is her driver or friends looking out for her in her time of need. Stupid and crazy. Sorry guys but sounds like some time in jail is what she needs.
July 27th, 2007 at 8:44 am
Wonder what Paris Hilton would say to this? Sorry, I already learned my lesson in three weeks. LOL!!! Ya right! Or, maybe, so what? 285 more weeks than me, big deal! LOL
Wonder why the world is in so much chaos? Maybe we should look right under our noses. What do you do as a rolemodel may I ask? Party, drink, smoke, do drugs, take children to see, “Hostel”? hmm… Sorry, just thinking out loudly again.
EVERYONE has their part in what this world turns into. Are you doing your part?
Thankyou,
An American Soldier!