I Have an Alicia Witt Problem
July 18th, 2007 by Evil Beet
I do. I don’t understand it. She hasn’t had a major role since, like, Dune (nah, I’m kidding, it was since Cybill), but I get so excited whenever I see pictures of her. She’s just so damn cute. I’ve had a crush on her forever. You know what I think it is? I think it’s the red hair. I think I have a thing for redheads. Which is funny because that is so not true when I look at guys — I don’t find red hair attractive on men at all — but on chicks it’s kind of hot. I told my hairstylist the other day that I kind of want red hair, and she said she thought I’d look cute but that I’m a blonde at heart, so she just didn’t feel like it would be right for me. Whatever. I still kind of want to do it.
Anyway, Alicia’s cute as a button, and when she stands next to Jeremy Sisto I’m honestly not 100% sure which of them I want to make out with more. Okay, it’s Jeremy Sisto, but I did have to think about it.
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July 18th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Alicia Witt also had a supporting role in Two Weeks Notice with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant if you need a quick adorable redhead fix.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:40 am
Her dad taught my sister’s science class at Burncoat Jr. High in Worcester, Mass. Sounds like Wusster not Warchester. Most people say it wrong.
July 19th, 2007 at 7:08 am
It is like you read my mind. Except for the Sisto stuff.
Okay, even the Sisto stuff. But I would opt for Alicia first.
July 19th, 2007 at 8:02 am
I’ve loved Alicia since she played the bratty genius daughter to the Cybill character. In fact, Cybill was out acted by EVERYONE on her show! Yet I digress. Thanks for the update.
July 19th, 2007 at 9:28 am
She’s great! She rocked Cherish on Cecil B. Demented. I love her work.
August 12th, 2007 at 3:10 am
I love Alicia. Like me, she has stayed true to her beautiful red-locked roots! I don’t like it when actresses use the excuse to changing their hair for a role, when they’re just tired of their regular color. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Alicia without her red hair and I hope she never changes it! It’s lovely as is. However, I am extremely curious if she had plastic surgery on her nose. The slight bump she once had in her profile pictures, from several years back, is gone. Does anyone know? If so, it looks fantastic!
August 13th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
im jeremys cuzen , i left him a message one time and never got a responce and my mom knows his mom cuz she it my moms cuzen so im his 2end or 3erd cuzen , but i want to talk to him really i do , mabey he can help me learn how to act or sing , does he sing ? all i know is my aunt marnie , my mom joy sisto , told me about him
~angelina . b. sisto
jeremy is iialen right
ive seach and seched for his # cant find it
i want to meet my cuzen
im 13 and i need my famely i dont want to get old and never me all my famely
i go to cali almost 2 a year so meating is no problem as long as he has time
he could at least right me
p.s
jeremy my # is 503 884 4441 , i called u when i was 7 , i left u a message saying whats up cuz , or something along hte line
January 18th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Her nose job is very distracting.
It’s so pinched. No wonder everyone
thinks she is smirking all the time.
Her natural nose was much better.
This just doesn’t fit her face and ruins
her display of facial emotions.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Why do people go and change their noses?! her nose was fine enough to land her all her previous roles. i recognized her immediately when she started criminal intent. now, i’m watching the new episode, and there is something just not right about her nose. to go and change your nose, especially when it’s not even an ugly nose, is to say you hate your family and it’s legacy. it’s just wrong and sad.
April 24th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Jeremy Sisto makes me SO WET. God.
I wish you’d talk about him more often. =D
May 10th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Such a pretty girl, it’s shame she got a nose job. Her voice sounds more nasal now too.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:18 pm
i’m related to her. i win.