A Day in the Life of Paris Hilton, Brought to You by Taco Bell
July 18th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Does Paris Hilton really need to walk into the Taco Bell? Don’t they all have a drive-thru? Does she really need to ponder solemnly over the menu? Honestly, Paris, save some of that solemn pondering for all that humanitarian work you totally forgot you said you were going to do.
No, Paris Hilton doesn’t need to make an entire photo op out of a trip to Taco Bell. But she did anyway. Probably because Taco Bell’s paying her to, and possibly just because she thinks it’s funny.
Regardless, I want a chalupa right now.
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July 18th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
cheesy gordita crunch, no meat, beans instead with a tiny extra baja sauce….mmmm yummy
July 19th, 2007 at 12:29 am
what happen to my comment. it was dead on. asswipe
July 19th, 2007 at 7:19 am
She needs the work.. see how well she displays market product, eats neatly and keeps crumbs off her clothes and face?
May 7th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Taco Bell is soo wonderful. Paris Hilton just made it that much better. If I was her I would deff do the same thing.