Comments on: Paris Hilton’s New Man is Very Articulate

By: LAMO!

LAMO! — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 22:01:04 +0000

$75 for a yellow t-shirt that says “I believe in a thing called love”?

Do the proceeds go to his “Find a brain for me” fund?

By: Flava of The Week

Flava of The Week — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:43:58 +0000

Listen mate. You’re like shrimp on the barbie; here today, gone tomorrow. Stick a fork in it. You’re done.

By: Number 92

Number 92 — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 20:23:28 +0000

Got Milk, ummm, Valtrex?

By: LAMO!

LAMO! — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 19:35:48 +0000

I was going to go into a whole diatribe of why I can’t stand Australia, but this boy’s interview speaks for itself. He can’t even chew gum and talk at the same time.

That accent can grate the nerves if it’s not watered down.

“Eet wuz preety gnarly, ‘n that. Me an me mates were preety bored, ‘n that. Where the fuck are me shoes, ‘n that?”

Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down.