Is This Paris Hilton’s New Guy?
July 17th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Meet Tyler Atkins.
He’s 21 years old. He’s the designer behind Kitson fave t-shirt line Rock Stars & Angels. And he may be fucking Paris Hilton.
According to the Daily News, Paris and Tyler were “making out like teenagers” at a recent Malibu beach party.
On June 20, Tyler said the following about hanging out with a “famous chick” in the Hollywood Hills an interview:
She’s like a full pill-popper … she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, ‘Yeah, fuck it - I’ll just have one. Why not?’ And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy. And she drugged me, this famous chick. … I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome. And then I don’t remember anything else. I remember waking up at 5 o’clock in the afternoon in between them both … I couldn’t find my clothes in the whole house. [I was] just tripping, just going, ‘What did this girl give me?’ It was gnarly, eh? I woke up from like banging on the door … because she had to go to set, and she’s meant to be at set at like 3 o’clock and it’s just that loose that it’s 5 o’clock and they’re still passed out. I didn’t know to open the door or what. I had these shitty girls’ clothes on, just tripping. I couldn’t find my clothes. I got dropped down on Sunset Blvd. … I had no minutes left on my phone, so I couldn’t call anyone. Looking like a freak in girls’ clothes.
I don’t know what Paris’s thing is with plucking these younger guys out of obscurity for five minutes and then ditching their asses. I seriously think she gets off on giving them a little taste of her special brand of glory and then shoving them back into their former, mundane existences. Like, “Look how awesome I am. Now you can’t have it anymore.” I used to laugh at these guys; now I just feel bad for them.
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July 17th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Sandra Bernhard said .. she and Madonna used to do this pick up stray guys on the sidewalk and do naughty things with the victim/s in their limo, then dump them for a thrill too..
July 17th, 2007 at 10:54 am
It’s not like these dudes don’t know the score. I find them just as repugnant as I do her.
July 17th, 2007 at 10:57 am
I cannot think of anything cooly apathetic to say about this tossfaced loser anymore. I’m so done and over her it’s not funny.
The sad thing is she’ll probably die young and we’ll all be seeing Paris tributes and retrospectives. UGH!
Smarten up, Paris! Fuck! Get a real job and stop being an asshole, huh? Stop alerting the press of your stupid nights out and pretending you want to be left alone. Make something of yourself other than a skanky skeezeball bitch. And while you’re at it smack your parents upside the head for enabling you. Tell your Grandpa Conrad I said hey.
July 17th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Good Times, eh? Wow.
July 17th, 2007 at 11:36 am
Please just give these guys numbers. It would be kinder to them and their families, and the automatic counter would save time!
July 17th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
So… who is her best friend these days? She kinda broke it off with Nicole and Kim, so who was the other “lucky” “lady” in this story?
July 17th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
It’s obviously Whorehan, not Paris.
July 17th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
ha ah ha ah.what number is it now?8.is it the 8th guy you dated.j/k.hope you guys last forever
July 18th, 2007 at 9:06 am
Agree, the famous pill-popper has to be Blohan . . . .what set would Parasite have to be on? Maybe this happened during Georgia Rule when Blohan got her ass handed to her in a letter from the director for always being late or never showing up at all.
July 20th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
You hefas need to stop hating on Paris. Get over it. She is rich and famous and you’re not……… Shit, she has the right to live her life to the fullest. LOOOOSSSSEEERRRSSSS……
January 14th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
i’ve no ideea if he is her new guy but he’s hot,very hot.