Jessica Simpson’s New Swimsuit Line is Truly Haute Couture, Part I

July 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Dennis Rodman Gets Head on the Red Carpet

This is Dennis Rodman and a famewhore on the red carpet at the after party of Jessica Simpson’s new swimsuit line debut.

It’s a well-known mantra in the fashion world: if you can’t get Anna Wintour there, get Dennis Rodman.

What does he even do these days? Does he still play basketball? Is this really the level to which he must stoop in order to get anyone to write anything about him? Sad, Mr. Rodman. Very sad.

Also, is that a tranny?

Dennis Rodman and Some Chick on Her Knees at the Jessica Simpson Swimsuit Fashion Show Afterparty, Pictures and Photos Dennis Rodman and Some Woman on Her Knees at the Jessica Simpson Swimsuit Fashion Show Afterparty, Pictures and Photos


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5 Responses to “Jessica Simpson’s New Swimsuit Line is Truly Haute Couture, Part I”

  1. Margo says:

    Dennis Rodman needs alot of attention. Too bad he doesn’t care if he’s been Bamboozled! He’s just a hot mess. *sighs*

  2. Streisand_Disciple says:

    Wait, so that’s not Courtney Love?

  3. madden says:

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! thats wrong and hoish

  4. Kigwe says:

    I’ve liked you coz of the way u treat your self boy so i’ve liked u.

  5. brian says:

    If only it were really a woman.

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