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Are You Fucking Kidding Me, Jesse Metcalfe?

July 16th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Jesse Metcalfe is a Rapper

I heard that you were going to be a musician now. I guess I thought that meant you were going to play music. I didn’t understand that you were going to be, specifically, Eminem.

At a Malibu beach party on Saturday.


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11 Responses to “Are You Fucking Kidding Me, Jesse Metcalfe?”

  1. LAMO! Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Werd up mah homey! Given props to tha playbizzle bunnizzle drizzle.

    Lamizzle in tha hizzle. Damn! I just smashed mah funizzle bizzle.

    Someone please shootizzle mizzle.

    Why is he wearing a necklace made out of tabs from aluminum cans? Is that the new thing? Or should I say thang?

  2. Vermillion Says:
    July 16th, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    This has to be joke. A sick, unfunny joke. Not because I like Metcalfe, but because I don’t want to accidentally beat the crap out of him over a joke.

  3. DarthPaul Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 6:50 am

    Rehab does horrible things to people.

  4. Margo Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 7:29 am

    At one time Jesse M. was so fine that I would have gladly sipped his bath water. Now I just want him to take a damn bath. Rehab 2 times?

  5. Eyes of Green Says:
    July 17th, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Why would anyone even dress like that thinking that women would find it the slightest bit attractive? He looks like an idiot. And the Playboy can is like a repellant to me ~ idiot…idiot…

  6. sy Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    leave him alone. hes still cute no matter what. i luv j.

  7. Marshall Says:
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    My name is Marshall Mathers and i am the real Eminem and I just got a text message saying to go to http://WWW.TheEvilBeet.Com because some dude on this website typed my name on the computer and i just wanted to see what they wrote.If you do not believe i am the real Eminem, call me at 299 - 566 - 0084.

  8. Sulay Says:
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    i cannot believe you are the real Eminem and believe me if you are reading this IM because i just called that number above and he really picked up and it was him…..he is so cute…i will be mrs.slim shady

  9. Sulay Says:
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    I love Eminem ! I am gonna make waffles

  10. Sulay Says:
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    you dont need two heer that

  11. Sulay Says:
    April 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    sorry

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