Almost Famous Rebecca Romijn Bangs Sort of Famous Guys
July 15th, 2007 by Spiteful Lars
They’re married! That right folks, this weekend Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell just got their matrimony on. Romijn best known for hitting it (and quitting it) with that guy from Full House who had a perm, John Stamos. Oh wait, she also went through six hours of makeup per day when she played a naked and blue colored X-Person in X-Men.
Jerry O’Connell is best known for his work in… wait for it… Crossing Jordan. Or a bit part in Jerry Maguire. Aw, who am I kidding, he’s not known. But he was on the show Charles in Charge for an episode. That counts for something.
However, I bring this up to ask a single question; why doesn’t Romijn bang this guy right here? I mean, theoretically I could at least write a script for her. What’s O’Connell going to do for her? He doesn’t even have a perm.
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July 15th, 2007 at 4:48 pm
TO BE HONEST, I DID LIKE THE GUY WHEN HE WAS ON THAT SHOW SLIDERS. HIM AND THE CRYING MAN WERE A BLAST BACK IN THE DAY.
July 15th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
He was also the roley poley kid in Stand By Me. He’s kind of a geek, but he likes the Mets so he’s ok in my book.
July 15th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Yeah I liked him in Sliders too.
July 15th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
I will say he’s an upgrade over Stamos. But you guys have more convincing to do if you want me to put him on the Chris O’Donnell level.
July 16th, 2007 at 5:37 am
Isn’t he the My Secret Identity dork? She really has bad taste in men. I mean, they are cute but they’re who they are. Ew.
July 16th, 2007 at 8:22 am
Rebecca is delicious! I’d love to show her the “other” side for a few hours … maybe she’d turn!
There are several video clips of her looking amazing at http://www.dirtylittletarts.com. There’s even one of her sunbathing topless. I watch that one damn near everyday!
What I’d give for her!
July 16th, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Honestly, they look like a dream couple together. Happy as hell. Good for them. Make pretty babies.
July 16th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
I liked him in Sliders too. And his brother is pretty freakin’ hilarious. Speaking of Charles in Charge, anyone hear he’s 45 and single?
July 18th, 2007 at 2:01 am
Rebecca is a sick woman!She used and abused people.
Gott heaven that John devorsed her.
GO TO HELL REBECCA!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
i looooove jerry o’connell, hes my favorite character in crossing jordan. I’m not afraid to admit that i actually have a huge crush on him (sans weirdly long hair). He’s like the boy next door.