Um, When Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Get Fat?
July 14th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Okay, before I get all the hate mail, let me clarify that Jennifer Love Hewitt is not fat by, you know, Missouri standards (sorry Missouri readers, but prove me wrong), but she’s way fat by Hollywood standards. As a teenager I remember reading article after article in Seventeen about “Working Out with Jennifer Love Hewitt” and “How Jennifer Love Hewitt Maintains Her Body” and now I feel like I should be reading an article called “I Know What You Did with That Entire Family-Size Bag of Cheetos.” I mean, seriously, I was so jealous of her in those articles because she’d be all like, “My body is a temple and kick-boxing is the Lord’s Prayer and I love working out and I never want to eat too much fatty food because I just love feeling healthy and blah blah blah” and now what the fuck is going on? You, my darling, are the very definition of pear-shaped.
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guys..she`s beautiful..she`s nice..she`s a good actresss .. jen, i`m a fan urs .. it doesn`t matter what those guys say .. ur the best !!!
“Calling someone this size fat or even chubby is insane.”
Lol.
“No way in hell is that lovely women fat.”
Lol.
“bet jennifer would laugh her tits off at you …you sad dickhead making this website to make yourself feel better u sad ugly fucking cunt get a life”
LOL
“Fatty eat beast!”
FUCKING LOL
And so what if she’s getting a bit fat she is a fit sexy woman
and i find chubby women sexy.
And please tell me u wouldn’t fuck her up the ass
and let her suck ur dick even if she had a belly?
ooooo man im cumming all over the place
You all suck. Jennifer is gorgeous, and you’re all sitting behind your computer inhaling all the porn and ding-dongs within a 6 foot radius. Anyone who bothers to hate on this ludicrous site can suck my big toe. As for everyone’s grammer, it sucks.
Anyway-
Jennifer is a beautiful, curvaceous woman who is more talented than you could ever hope to be, criticizing people all the damn time.
Not every damn woman on this planet can be a size 00 and have big tits. Get over it. Go swoon over your photoshopped whores and leave real women alone.