Jesus Christ, David Beckham is Hot

July 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet


David Beckham Joins LA Galaxy Press Conference, Pictures and Photos

The LA Galaxy held a press conference today at the Home Depot Center to welcome David Beckham to the team, and the photos of him from the event look like the keepers from a Ralph Lauren campaign photo shoot. Seriously, this guy is so effortlessly gorgeous it’s ridiculous.

Victoria’s look, on the other hand, remains anything but effortless, and she still refuses to smile. I know she’s embarrassed about her British teeth, but you can smile without opening your mouth, Victoria. Just give it a shot.

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13 Responses to “Jesus Christ, David Beckham is Hot”

  1. DarthPaul says:

    That cooze can’t smile. Botox buildup, babes.

  2. Ryan says:

    She’s a freakin’ Fem-Bot. Her kids are older than parts of her.

  3. bakes says:

    Hey David—-come to Mama!!!!

  4. Alix says:

    I think I need to change my panties.

    Fucking sexy, for sure.

  5. LAMO! says:

    Undeniably good looking, but sounds like a bit of a tosspot.

  6. HH says:

    Actually Vicky is a very nice person, she has perfect teeth and says smiling makes her look weird. She has only had a boob enlargement and all the rest is real. Stop being so negative of her.

  7. Raw Cool says:

    Everyone thinks that david beckham is going to score 10 goals a game, this isnt true. I bet he doesnt score a goal all season.

  8. Persistent Cat says:

    Who’s that dumb that they think anyone can score 10 goals in a soccer game? Well, unless the other team is a bunch of Girl Guides.

    He is undeniably hot.

    And she’s had more than that done. Her face is freakish.

  9. Margo says:

    Look- if Becks never scores another goal in life, he still has enuf cheddar to never work again. I love him and would gladly slide tackle Posh the hell outa L.A. Holla!

  10. melly says:

    yes, but then he opens his mouth . . .

  11. Anonymous says:

    i’d be sucking his cock all life long

  12. Shivana says:

    He is soooo HOTTTT!!!!! I had always love to see him play he is the greatest soccer player in the world. For the worldcup when England lost I cried I was soo sad. I supported both Trinidad and Tobago’s football team and Englad. It was so awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    P.S SHIVANA FROM TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO.

  13. lewis pova says:

    david is a great footballer hes one of the best free kick takers

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