Jesus Christ, David Beckham is Hot
July 13th, 2007 by Evil BeetThe LA Galaxy held a press conference today at the Home Depot Center to welcome David Beckham to the team, and the photos of him from the event look like the keepers from a Ralph Lauren campaign photo shoot. Seriously, this guy is so effortlessly gorgeous it’s ridiculous.
Victoria’s look, on the other hand, remains anything but effortless, and she still refuses to smile. I know she’s embarrassed about her British teeth, but you can smile without opening your mouth, Victoria. Just give it a shot.
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July 13th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
That cooze can’t smile. Botox buildup, babes.
July 13th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
She’s a freakin’ Fem-Bot. Her kids are older than parts of her.
July 13th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Hey David—-come to Mama!!!!
July 13th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
I think I need to change my panties.
Fucking sexy, for sure.
July 14th, 2007 at 6:23 am
Undeniably good looking, but sounds like a bit of a tosspot.
July 14th, 2007 at 6:30 am
Actually Vicky is a very nice person, she has perfect teeth and says smiling makes her look weird. She has only had a boob enlargement and all the rest is real. Stop being so negative of her.
July 14th, 2007 at 8:08 am
Everyone thinks that david beckham is going to score 10 goals a game, this isnt true. I bet he doesnt score a goal all season.
July 14th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Who’s that dumb that they think anyone can score 10 goals in a soccer game? Well, unless the other team is a bunch of Girl Guides.
He is undeniably hot.
And she’s had more than that done. Her face is freakish.
July 14th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Look- if Becks never scores another goal in life, he still has enuf cheddar to never work again. I love him and would gladly slide tackle Posh the hell outa L.A. Holla!
July 16th, 2007 at 6:28 am
yes, but then he opens his mouth . . .
October 8th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
i’d be sucking his cock all life long
October 9th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
He is soooo HOTTTT!!!!! I had always love to see him play he is the greatest soccer player in the world. For the worldcup when England lost I cried I was soo sad. I supported both Trinidad and Tobago’s football team and Englad. It was so awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S SHIVANA FROM TRINIDAD AND TOBAGO.
February 9th, 2008 at 10:39 am
david is a great footballer hes one of the best free kick takers