Um, Did Anyone Else Notice That TMZ Called Queen Latifah a Carpet-Muncher?
July 12th, 2007 by Evil Beet
I just had to point this out to anyone who missed it, because I laughed for like an hour over this.
TMZ’s a division of AOL/Time Warner, which has, you know, assets and stuff, so they can’t exactly go around calling people big ole dykes, but they want you to know they know exactly what Queen Latifah’s doing with her free time.
Her heinieness was seen power-walking in faaaaaaaabulous West Hollywood yesterday, with her perky lil’ trainer/galpal.
Her majesty ate up the red carpet yesterday at the preem of “Hairspray” yesterday.
Genius!
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July 12th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I got it! The truth is that the Queen eats at the Y all day. We went all night long. Good times. She don’t wanna come out to the pubilc ’cause it’s not for everybody to know.TMZ is on the DL also.
July 12th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
OMG..that’s hilarious. I totally missed that one!
January 4th, 2008 at 9:21 am
i really did not think she was gay she needs to be fired unless she wants to be a porn star cause i am sure that noone wants a gay lezbein and she shouldn’t be proud of it she used to be my idle but now she aint shit i bet u she will get fied from every thing and she wont be no cover girl no more
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
Gosh Queen Latifah is fine mother fucker. Not too skinny, not too fat, just right + she looks healthy. Women out there, aim to have a bod like Queen Latifah. If she likes the company of women, I so want to see that video. But on the other hand, if she was a Lesbian, I think Angelina Jolie would have slept with her by now. I want QL to bi, so men out there can have a chance with that fine looking Queen Latifah. Man alive, I would eat QL out on the red carpet.
September 25th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
she’s the absolute hottest black woman on the planet!!!!!