Paris Hilton is Advocating for the Disenfranchised American Underclass so as to Reduce Jail Recidivism Out Drinking
July 12th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Our paparazzi pals over at Buzz Foto send over these shots of Paris decabbing at her Hollywood Hills home, which they took at five o’clock this morning. Paris looks less than sober, but, hey, at least she wasn’t driving.
It would be nice if she could just pretend to make good on any of those promises she made about, you know, giving back to society in any substantive way whatsoever. Just go through the motions, Par. Just for a month. Is that really so much to ask?
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July 12th, 2007 at 10:48 am
She never promised not to go to a club or drink. she said she would party less, and she has. And so far no photos of her driving after the club.
She may have stuff in the works that she promised for charities. Does she have to broadcast it so that people can make fun of it anyways?
You don’t know what is going on behind closed doors.
July 12th, 2007 at 11:18 am
So I’m assuming her probation doesn’t require her to refrain from using alcohol or being around any type of establishment that sells alcohol?
July 12th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Same shyt, different day. Paris hasn’t changed. Where the hell are her shoes?
July 12th, 2007 at 11:35 am
The feet! She has to have the gossiest feet I’ve even seen.
July 12th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
She’s hustling John’s and Jill’s for herself and maybe some rich old admirer will give her money for the charity k?
July 12th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
nice f’ing FEET! they are BOATS.
July 12th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Wow, I knew she had big feet but I’ve never seen them unsheathed.
She could seriously slap you in the face with her foot and you’d never see her lift her leg. Blargh!
July 13th, 2007 at 6:21 am
it is absolutely shocking that there are actual people so STUPID, as our friend judy up there, who really think paris is a great, moral person, who is most likely “got stuff in the works”. this dumb bitch (paris, not judy) hasn’t had a charitable thought in her life. unless that guy she was snorting blow off of was homeless or less fortunate. really a sad statement on the intelect of our country.
July 13th, 2007 at 7:56 am
I too can’t get past the size of those feet, she should be called flipper or paddles or something.