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Charlie Sheen’s Ready for Wife #3

July 11th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Wolofsky Pictures and Photos

Sucks to be you, Denise Richards.

Just a couple months after Denise’s break-up with Richie Sambora became public, her ex-hubby Charlie Sheen has gone and got himself engaged again. The newest future ex-Mrs. Sheen is Brooke Mueller, a 29-year-old real estate investor.

It seems Brooke’s investment in this relationship is already paying dividends; Charlie proposed with a $500,000 engagement ring on a Costa Rican beach.

This is Sheen’s second marriage. His first marriage, to Donna Peele, lasted about a year, and, most recently, he claimed Denise Richards as his bride. They divorced less than two years ago.

Denise and Brooke have reportedly forged a friendship of sorts, and have been spotted out and about together with Denise and Charlie’s daughters. “I really like her,” said Denise, “and that’s something people have a hard time with, too. I honestly want my girls happy and if they can have a harmonious environment at my house and at his house, that’s all I want. I really like her and I’m very, very happy for the both of them and I want my girls happy.”

See, guys? Happy. Happy! HAAAPPPPYYYY!!!!! EVERYBODY IS TOTALLY HAPPY. (Except those kids, every time Denise insists on dragging them to the red carpet events they hate so desperately.)


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10 Responses to “Charlie Sheen’s Ready for Wife #3”

  1. Vermillion Says:
    July 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Wait, wouldn’t that make this his third marriage, then? One to Peele, one to Richards, and now this one (if it happens)?

  2. Evil Beet Says:
    July 11th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Yes, it’s his third marriage, and I am braindead today.

  3. Ronla Says:
    July 12th, 2007 at 1:24 am

    You’re always brain dead you bitch

    You know nothing about these people and yet act like som moral compass

    Denise didn’t do anything to Heather or to Charlie or to anyone else. So lay off her.

  4. Can't Be My Girlfriend Says:
    July 12th, 2007 at 10:02 am

    Dearest Charlie,
    After marrying Denise(Best Friend My Patootie) Richards -you still rise from the ashes of that disaster and try to love again. Good for you. I would burn anything that reminded me of that skank, and never trust my judgement again. I justsayin’.

  5. Fillup Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Denise is more cute.

  6. Pat Cunningtrombone Says:
    May 21st, 2008 at 4:21 am

    I saw Denise on the Today Show, and I think she is a Karhuuma money grabber………..

  7. mjloehrer Says:
    May 21st, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    I think anybody who writes into this web site and comments on this trash is stu——–!

  8. janagoldhill Says:
    May 31st, 2008 at 8:13 am

    wouldn’t that area of idiocy include you too, mjloehrer?

  9. Jeanna Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    Just from looking at Mr. Sheen he looks mean. It’s hard to believe that these people are adults. They always have excuses as to why they deserve to act this way. It’s not the kids fault those two hooked up and made a mess of things. It’s all disgraceful.

  10. CIN Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 3:35 am

    THIS ONE NEEDS TO BUY CLOTHES THAT FIT.ITS OKAY TO BE SINGLE.WHY GET MARRIED

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