God Save Us All; Nicole Richie Is Actually Pregnant
July 3rd, 2007 by Evil Beet
If Nicole thinks this shit is getting her out of jail time, she’s dead wrong.
So everyone and their little sister mag has decided to announce today that they’ve “independently confirmed” that Nicole’s pregnant, and word on the street is that she and Joel will be getting married this summer (isn’t this fun, Hilary?). She kept the pregnancy a “secret” for the first three months (and she’s stayed uncharacteristically far from the spotlight for most of that time), but she’s now telling friends.
I could be an ass about this, but I’m not going to be. If this is your decision, Nicole, I wish you all the best. Please stay sober and please stay healthy.
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Staying “healthy” requires eating. This news is VERY disturbing.
She is ‘pregnant’ because she swallowed a watermelon seed.
i doubt she will carry to term. im surprised she even ovulates with her eating “issues”
I knew it…they told me that “Rosemary’s Baby” was just a movie that nothing that evil would breed…but it appears I was right all along.
I don’t think the world can handle the offspring of Nichole Richie… Oh my, I wonder what would happen if Paris Hilton got pregnant!!
I can not believe that Joel would do something like this to Hilary. He promised his mother that he would not have sex until he was married and he lied because he is not even married. He is just plain wrong.
I didn’t know there were so many people who believe they’re God. Does it make y’all feel better to pass judgement on someone? Cuz I’m sure all of you are perfect and you’ve never made a single mistake or succumbed to pressures put on by other people before finally gaining the confidence to make the right decisions. Right?
Vouch Niki. Get shit on judgemental noob’s
pearsonaly i am happy for nicole =)
go on girlie!!
CONGRATULATIONS!
i dont think eny of you people have the space to say bad things about her,,
i think she is a very strong pearson.
I admire her.
she is just a young girl who speeks her mind =D
i respect that.
so keep your opinions to yourself unless youh actualy know someone =)
.xO
if nichole is happy good for her and all those people talking is that there jealuos
gosh im happy for her. she is an awesome person, hatersss!