From the man whose entire home can best be described as “gilded” comes a lesson in taste.

Trump, whose ratings-challenged Apprentice was unceremoniously dumped after this past season, is currently producing a reality series called The Lady and the Tramp for Fox. In the series, “girls in love with the party life will be sent to a charm school where they will receive a stern course on debutante manners.”

Jesus Christ, “debutante manners?” Has anyone involved in this show ever actually been to a deb ball? Trust me, by around 1 a.m. those white Vera Wang gowns are tequila-stained and residing entirely around their occupant’s shoulders, keeping her ankles company.

Says Trump: “We are all sick and tired of the glamorization of these out-of-control young women, so I have taken it upon myself to do something about it. I am creating a real-life version of ‘My Fair Lady’ with my company Trump Productions. This show is all about getting a second chance and transforming for the better; the idea is genius and the show will be huge.”

See? Modesty. Always classy.

This guy is such a rock star. Sean Stewart, son of rocker Rod Stewart and brother of Kim Stewart (the less competent half of the Paris Hilton Biker Crew), cooled his heels in an L.A. jail cell last night after being arrested for assaulting a couple with “a rock, brick, bottle, metal, missile, and substance capable of doing serious bodily harm” after being denied entry to a party in the Hollywood Hills two months ago. (Read the full complaint here). He spent nearly an hour locked up in a Hollywood police station, and was charged with four felonies, including two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, one count of vandalism and one count of throwing substance at a vehicle. (Throwing substance at a vehicle? That’s a felony? Is vomit a substance? Because it’s possible my entire sorority could face jail time.) Stewart was released on $60,000 bail.

Lest you forget, Sean also made headlines back in March when he announced that he used to have sexual fantasies about his step-mom, Rachel Hunter.

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I think someone’s a little tired of Paris getting all the attention lately.

You can ignore the rumors …

“It is not even remotely true,” says her rep.

Federline’s camp denies reports, too.

If Shar were pregnant, you’d better believe she’d be the first to want the world to know.

It would have made a great story, though …

Zach Braff, who loves the younger ladies, is seen here cuddling Lea Michelle, the star of Broadway’s Tony Award winning “Spring Awakening.” They are seen here boozing at the victory party for the hit musical at “Spotlight Live” in New York post Tony’s and I have a few spies that said they seemed very cozy.

Are these two stars getting cozy behind the scenes? Or is Zach just a big fan of the musical. Just asking.

Cameron and Justin asked to reunite so that someone mentions that God awful Shrek movie again.

What? It’s fashion, people.

God, I love Chloe Sevigny. Seriously, if things don’t work out with me and Jaslene, I’d give her a shot.

A wonderful little news bite from AP has just come down the pike regarding our gal pal Kelly Clarkson. Let’s break this thing down because you’re going to dig it, I promise.

NEW YORK (AP) — Kelly Clarkson, who rails against a former flame in her new song “Never Again,” says she’s never been in love.

Fair enough. I guess. No, wait a sec here, she’s 25 right? Hmmm. Something seems off. I mean, did she go to high school? Shouldn’t she have exchanged cheesy poems or furtive probing glances in AP U.S. History with someone? Perhaps I’m giving away too much of my youth here so let’s just move on.

“I love my friends and family,” the Grammy-winning singer and original “American Idol” tells Elle magazine in its July issue. “But I have never said the words ‘I love you’ to anyone in a romantic relationship. Ever.”

Yowsers. Is she a machine? Is she a cyborg? I mean, later, after the relationship is all over because he/she was caught with your best friend/ brother in the bathroom/porn studio that’s when you question whether or not you were ever actually in love. But when you’re in the relationship you’ve got to throw out an L bomb every once in awhile, right? Am I crazy here? And where do you get off writing about anything if you ain’t never been in love? It’s the damn focal point of all art the whole world ’round! Whew. I don’t know why I’m shouting. Sorry. I’ll simmer.

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