Comments on: I Don’t Have a Boyfriend (aka Liveblogging the Paris Hilton Jail Release)

By: shahryar

shahryar — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:34:33 +0000

i was waiting for the day she has been released,
interestingboy76@yahoo.com

By: lolly

lolly — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 22:17:05 +0000

i thought she looked like she’d gained a few, for sure!!! and you crack me up beet, seriously.

By: MargeAggedon

MargeAggedon — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 20:03:18 +0000

‘Starlet’ ?? That’s funny.

By: amanda

amanda — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:38:25 +0000

she looks a little on the teeny side to me - i’d go with the lost weight not gained side of the story.

thank goodness our long, national nightmare is over and paris is free! (read: sarcasm).

amazing how she was able to withstand whatever tortures were inflicted before so easily this time.

By: pink_orchid

pink_orchid — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 17:19:55 +0000

looks like kiera knightly?

By: LAMO!

LAMO! — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:56:00 +0000

She still looks like a bloke to me.

By: penneygal

penneygal — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 13:11:29 +0000

As much as provokes my gag reflex to say this,

pHil doesn’t look completely unfortunate.

She isn’t dressed like a Meat-Packing District Tranny (sorry to insult the delightful trannys who try so hard in plying their trade) and her REAL EYES and genuine smile don’t look so wonky!

Keep it up, Wonky, and perhaps the neighbors won’t kick your pancake ass out.