Cameron Diaz is Way Sorry About Inadvertantly Supporting Communist China

June 24th, 2007 by Evil Beet


Cameron Diaz Apologizes for Maoist Communist Bag in Machu Picchu Peru

After toting a bag sporting Maoist slogans through Machu Picchu, Cameron Diaz decided not to pull a Simon Stiles (I’m sorry, I haven’t given up on Studio 60 yet) and issued a formal apology.

“I sincerely apologize to anyone I may have inadvertently offended. The bag was a purchase I made as a tourist in China and I did not realize the potentially hurtful nature of the slogan printed on it.”

So that’s that. Case closed. Cameron Diaz neither speaks Chinese nor supports Maoist philosophy. I will be so glad when Paris Hilton’s out of jail and this shit isn’t news anymore.


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6 Responses to “Cameron Diaz is Way Sorry About Inadvertantly Supporting Communist China”

  1. Clementines Says:

    And, pray tell how could MISS Cameron NOT KNOW what that Star symbol means, that this dictator’s tyranny is offensive to millions of lives lost, tortured and tormented.. and murdered?!

  2. Streisand_Disciple Says:

    That still doesn’t explain her anti-Falun-Gong statements at the Charlie’s Angels premier.

  3. lolly Says:

    ^ huh? what’d she say??

  4. Evil Beet Says:

    He’s kidding, Lolly … ;)

  5. Red Guard Says:

    Viva Communism!

    Viva Marxism-Leninism with Mao Tse-Tung Thought!

  6. Slappy Says:

    All I know is that Cameron Diaz is one of the sexiest and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT pics of her at:

    http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/05/cameron-diaz.html

    Cheers !

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