Is Angelina Jolie Back on the Smack?
June 22nd, 2007 by Evil Beet
Well, if anyone should be shooting up heroin, it’s probably Angelina Jolie, because Lord knows she has thick enough veins. The Skid Row crew is super jealous.
Anyway, we’ve heard talk over the past few months of Angie’s rapid weight loss and her atypically rude behavior toward reporters, but people have seemed generally to attribute it to the stress of coping with her mother’s death. Now, Ted Casablancas tells a different story in this thinly veiled blind item:
Some people love Fake-Ã -la Ferocity…the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin’ while, Fake-Ã -la manages to look super-duper delish in the process. Well, she used to, at least.
Lately, F2’s once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn’t the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned ’bout our gal Fakey.
See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags…until recently. She’s known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin’ heretical here in lip-cemented T-town!
Apparently, Ms. Ef’s hiding one helluva secret. And I’m the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers ‘n’ shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She’s got what’s known as…a heroin habit.
Well, she’s hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It’s just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin’ broad happens to be as of late.
Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what’s really behind Fake-Ã -la’s rapidly withering figure? It’ll be “Paris who?” should that happen, trust.
Could it be true? Angelina Jolie on heroin? I don’t know if I buy this, but far be it from me to argue with Ted Casablancas …
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THANK GOD! I was on the edge of my seat waiting for this, baby! Now, let’s discuss….think he’s right? I have a friend in San Diego who is very good friends with a director (or is it producer, i always mix them up) who says it’s very well known within certain circles that she is on the junk.
oh lordy. i dont’ want to believe it! so maybe heroine’s not that bad uh? you can still juggle 4 kids, a golden boy, a career at it’s height, and still chase the dragon, huh, who woulda thunk it?
and my friend told me 2 months ago about this and i was like, now way! but then here ted comes and says it, and now, i dunno…makes me wonder!
OK now i feel bad; i just read a really great interview with her in the new Hello! magazine….i think i’m going to hold on to the fantasy that i had of her before hearing the horse rumors.
wait, Hello is reputable right? they dont’ just make up quotes and interviews like the daily mirror, right? oh, sorry for hogging all the posts….i feel so alone in here!
ha ha ha ha … you are talking to yourself. :)
Hello! is still basically a tab, but definitely better than the Mirror. And I have my doubts about this too; she always looks really composed and together in interviews and in public. But who else could Ted be referring to?
I am lousy at guessing blind-items, but whenever a name is mentioned, I can usually see how it fits. So help me out here: What in the blind-item clues lead anyone to believe it’s Angelina? She’s known for dabbling in “fab sex and fabber shoes”?? And she certainly hasn’t enjoyed a “fairly good reputation in the media and rags” for a very long time. And the last line about “Paris who?” sounds more like it’s someone who doesn’t already dominate the gossip columns.
Angelina has endorsements? I don’t know, she just finished breastfeeding… that would be really irresponsible.
Oh, yeah, St. John. I forgot for a moment. I still think that would be insanely irresponsible of her, but I can’t think of anyone else Ted would be talking about.
could it be sarah jessica parker?
I was reading on another board about this…someone who claimed to have been a heroin addict at one time chimed in about how nobody but his/her junkie friends knew they were on the stuff….that it was actually pretty easy to function and live a “normal” life…..and it was harder for them not to once they were off of it….so I guess it could be possible….I don’t know who else it could be….
Plus it says hunky man, not hunky husband….A.J. and B.P. aren’t married and he’s always been known more for his looks than anything else.
I was reading on another board about this…someone who claimed to have been a heroin addict at one time chimed in about how nobody but his/her junkie friends knew they were on the stuff….that it was actually pretty easy to function and live a “normal” life…..and it was harder for them not to once they were off of it….so I guess it could be possible….I don’t know who else it could be….
Plus it says hunky man, not hunky husband….A.J. and B.P. aren’t married and he’s always been known more for his looks than anything else.
Baloney.. she has to get checked out for insurance to star in films and so far she got the green light to film? And addicts can’t nurse or work, travel without serious repercussions on being caught.. huh? And Ted said Bush was drinking again? Oh yeah right!.. Ted is kinda weird sometimes and believes or semi makes things up, I think to get us going. If the truth was Angelina is on the stuff, she couldn’t adopt nor raise those children so think about it, would Angelina sacrifice her kids for drugs and would Brad allow her near his child? I don’t think so. Maybe Jen is working to spread these rumors more than anyone!
This BI definitely is about Angelina Jolie…whether it’s actually true is another story.
I don’t buy it, but believe me, it is no coincidence that the BI appeared in his column on the SAME DAY that A Mighty Heart opened.
Ted’s pissed and is getting back at her for something.
Fabber shoes!! They were just talking on other websites about the 29 dollar dress Angelina wore to a premiere. With 940 dollar Christian Laboutin heels. Those are some pretty fab shoes!!!!! I really really hope its not true. It would be so sad for her children.
stop hated leave this women alone and live and let live
Yep, old angie is on smack and dope head Brad knows it, but they are birds of a feather flocking together, he’s stuck like Chuck, poor kids, noone else wants him with is old druggie-Herpes self.
One can very well be on heroin as carry on with things as Angelina has…and she’s not doing such as great job of holding it together if she is on the verge of losing Brad, and causing the public to think her decisions are crazy and she looks dangerously skinny…I studied with her coach in LA and knew someone that was friends with her and that person told me she was a heroin addict…then you look at all the circumstantial facts and you’ve got a pretty good case to look further into a heroin addiction problem for Angelina…
..let me also say, if you do a little research into the adoption agencies she has worked with, I think you will see how they may bend rules to accomodate her, since one of them was implicated for unethical business practices…also, she flies on private jets, so is not subject to same rules as others…
lastly, I knew and personally observed a very famous star doing drugs, who claimed he did not, was was bonded/insured for movies…I can not tell you how many others do this too….Hollywood has its own rules and is very duplicitous per how its presents itself to the world and how it protects “its own” (actors, etc.)…
you’ll never really know what I am talking about until you live there and hang out with these people.
YA NEED TO LEAVE ANGELINA JOLIE ALONE!!!!!!! man why do reporters and others have to take things to the extreme. haters need to stop dont be mad because she looks HOT!!!!!
U need 2 leave her alone. Angie i luv u.
cva madame
That girl has issues and needs help. God Bless Her.
Ha.yer probably she is.
but really what bussienes of that is ours?
um none,
to all u women that commented this one.ha,
grow up and take a look in ur own life :D
I can hardly wait for there to be definitive proof that she is a phony. We’ve all gone on too long with gossip mags and gossip newscasters idolizing her bipolarism and bizarre behavior. I always knew something like this was behind all her fake-good behavior. Ms. Angie has a huge secret…thank you, Dr. Drew for saying something about it in your Playboy interview. No one else seems to have to balls to see her behavior for what it is…deformed.
Not only has Angelina manipulated Brad and tried to maipulate the press but now she wants to manipulate Brad’s mother. Angelina has not been able to manipulate Brad’s mother, who is a school counselor, Jane is too smart for Angelina, Jane knows what Angelina is all about and doesn’t like her especially since Angelina has threatened to keep Shiloh from Brad’s family. So now Angelina is forcing Brad to make a choice between his own mother and her. Angelina and Brad are stupid as this will not work, haven’t they ever heard of freedom and independance. Angelina has a problem accepting people who have their own ideas and if they don’t agree with her then she cuts them out of her life as she did her own father, and now she wants Brad to do the same with his mother, she is cold and cruel. Jane loves Jennifer as a daughter for years, how can you cut your daughter out. People are not stupid they can see what’s going on, Angelina is very jealous over Jennifer. Jennifer has been kind and gentle and is one of the most respected actresses who has class. If Angelina and Brad force this issue on Jane their children will hate that their parents took their grandparents away from them.
I can’t believe so many people care about other people. If you spent more time and energy on your own life and family, may America would be a better place.
What about yourself? Spending enough energy on posting useless comments instead of careing about your own familiy?
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ok i was looking to hairstyles in google image and i landed her and wowwww all you people need to stop talking smack about other people…instead of wasting time on celebrity gossip make use of your brain before it turns to mushhh….
by wasting your time ….these randommmm sites and those unnecessary tv shows(ex E!) are making money off of you… basically its like your working for them to make “them” money… while your brain rots awayyyy….have fun:)
well, if she is on herion….by her rapid weight loss a trainer could see that she is…it is her business… everyone has their skeletens in the closet not all of our skeletons make us look like skeletons though lol….but thin or thick she has made some bomb ass movies girl interrupted being my personal favorite and maybe it makes her feel young after having 4 kids and a career. I’m too scared of needles to touch the shit myself even though i would love to loose a few extra unwanted pounds but hopefully if it gets to that extreme point she’ll know when to stop or go to rehab….let’s just hope she’s not doing it around her children. I love Angelina Jolie and hopefully more people have constructive critisism so maybe it will influence which road she eventually choses…again. Love you A-Starlight.
WHO CARES! Do you know these people? Will you ever meet them? No you won’t and they don’t give a monkey’s fart about you so STFU. They swan around in their fancy clothes having their picture taken 24/7 flying their private jets and living in their luxurious houses paid for by your dollars. You pay to watch their shit movies. When have either of them been in a decent movie and neither can act so why don’t you focus on someone who’s worth giving a shit about?