I Don’t Get the Shia Thing at All
June 20th, 2007 by Spiteful Lars
He’s been deemed the next big thing by everyone in the world. And yet, he is incapable of taking anything even approaching a good photo. And trust me, I didn’t cherry pick the worst ones, they are all like this. He looks like a goober in every single shot.
Weird stuff. This is at some Transformers function, which sort of explains why women are sporting giant helmets and camo. No wait, it still doesn’t explain it. Click on more odd photos if you’d like, but I warned you.
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June 20th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
Explaination of Shia;
Shia is the division of Islam opposed to Sunnis…
…hope this clears up your question
June 20th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
He’s a peach. I have no idea if he can act worth a damn, though. His name sorta sounds like a drag queen’s name, too.
June 20th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
I’d like to give comment of the week to ComRel304. That’s a beauty.
June 21st, 2007 at 3:34 am
Check out “A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints”; this movie proves he can act. It is the true story of the author and director, Dito Montiel’s life. Shia plays childhood Montiel, while Robert Downey Jr. plays grown-up Montiel. Hottie hottie Channing Tatum is also in it, as is Rosario Dawson. Good movie.
June 21st, 2007 at 4:23 am
Yes, he is the next big thing because of his “acting skills.” We don’t see much of these anymore, but I’m told that at one time they were important.
June 21st, 2007 at 7:12 am
who the hell is this guy, and why does he look like a girl?
December 6th, 2007 at 9:30 am
he’s cute alright was he the one that came out in even stevens, oh the gay little kid ya’ i remember