http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/06/19/pope-knows-driving/ Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:14:40 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/06/19/pope-knows-driving/comment-page-1/#comment-310609 Stephen Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:50:06 +0000 http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/2007/06/19/pope-knows-driving/#comment-310609 fter getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into > the limo, and He doesn't travel light, the driver notices > that the Pope is still standing on the curb > > 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, > > 'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?' > > 'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope, 'they never let me drive > at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.' > > 'I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! > And what if something should happen?' protests the driver, wishing he'd > never gone to work that morning. > > 'There might be something extra in it for you,' says > the Pope. > > Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind > the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting > the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. > > 'Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!' pleads the worried driver, but the > Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. 'Oh, dear God, > I'm gonna lose my license,' moans the driver. > > The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but > the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his motorcycle, and gets on > the radio. > > 'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher. > > The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a > limo going a hundred and five. > > 'So bust him,' says the Chief. > > 'I don't think we want to do that - he's really important,' said the > cop. > > The Chief exclaimed, 'All the more reason!' > > 'No, I mean really important,' said the cop. > > The Chief then asked, 'Who have you got there, the Mayor?' > > Cop: 'Bigger.' > > Chief: 'Governor?' > > Cop: 'Bigger.' > > 'Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?' > > Cop: 'I think it's God!' > > Chief: 'What makes you think it's God?' > > > > > ...................keep going.......................... > > > > > > > > > Cop: 'He's got the f**ing Pope as a chauffeur!' fter getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into
> the limo, and He doesn’t travel light, the driver notices
> that the Pope is still standing on the curb
>
> ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver,
>
> ‘Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’
>
> ‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Pope, ‘they never let me drive
> at the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.’
>
> ‘I’m sorry but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my job!
> And what if something should happen?’ protests the driver, wishing he’d
> never gone to work that morning.
>
> ‘There might be something extra in it for you,’ says
> the Pope.
>
> Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
> the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting
> the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
>
> ‘Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!’ pleads the worried driver, but the
> Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. ‘Oh, dear God,
> I’m gonna lose my license,’ moans the driver.
>
> The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but
> the cop takes one look at him, goes Back to his motorcycle, and gets on
> the radio.
>
> ‘I need to talk to the Chief,’ he says to the dispatcher.
>
> The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a
> limo going a hundred and five.
>
> ‘So bust him,’ says the Chief.
>
> ‘I don’t think we want to do that – he’s really important,’ said the
> cop.
>
> The Chief exclaimed, ‘All the more reason!’
>
> ‘No, I mean really important,’ said the cop.
>
> The Chief then asked, ‘Who have you got there, the Mayor?’
>
> Cop: ‘Bigger.’
>
> Chief: ‘Governor?’
>
> Cop: ‘Bigger.’
>
> ‘Well,’ said the Chief, ‘Who is it?’
>
> Cop: ‘I think it’s God!’
>
> Chief: ‘What makes you think it’s God?’
>
>
>
>
> ……………….keep going……………………..
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Cop: ‘He’s got the f**ing Pope as a chauffeur!’

]]> http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/06/19/pope-knows-driving/comment-page-1/#comment-18249 Persistent Cat Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:43:59 +0000 http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/2007/06/19/pope-knows-driving/#comment-18249 Isn't #5 covering don't get fingered while driving? Isn’t #5 covering don’t get fingered while driving?

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