Ladies and Gentlemen: Sting’s Penis
June 19th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Yup. It’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. Uncensored photos of Sting’s raging, tantric cock have finally hit the Internet. And I would be remorse in my gossip-slash-porn-peddler duties if I failed to bring them to you. And for those of you who are still hanging on to your Sting fantasies from the 80s, remember, you can’t necessarily always judge how big it’s gonna be when it’s hard …
And it’s not so much that Sting is naked on a beach that makes these pictures strange. It’s the fact that he is stretching, aided by a clothed gentleman, that is strange. How does this come about? Does he call his trainer like, “Look, dude, I want to work out butt naked. You can wear clothes. But you’re gonna help me stretch, so your face is going to basically be in my balls, and I hope you’re okay with that.”
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What was that stuff by your HUGE penis?
You should have showed a picture of you sucking on a ( laidies ) penis!!
I’ve got about 1.5 as big. and I’m still growing up!!!)))
yeah but on hard…?
hi i love you willy
OOOOOOOO IM HAVIN SEX RITE NOW AB=ND THAT PIC IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELPIN!!!!!!!!! IN BABY HARDER HARDER SLAP MY ASS!!!!!!!!
IM havin sex too. AAAAAOUH! My boobs will be sore in the morning – or whenever James and I stop! WOOAH! Nice bush, Jamie~! He is hung so GOD DAMN WELL! GIMMIE THAT CUM, YEAH! Grab my jug, bitch. AAAAAOUUUUGGH~! Fuck fuck….so..AAAAANG!
wtf. omfg. you guys. yall cant have sex and type at the same time. at least not good sex. cant you just wait till school in the morning to tell your friends? dumb fuckers.
so u suck my cock? name: i suck urs hard
i think we should have sex for real and ill make you orgasm for hours until you cum you vagina out then you can drink my gallons of cum if you like!
how about it?
how old r u?
oh yeah i vounteer!! guys say i have the hottest pussy ever
any single girls my e-mail is austin.bowie@comcast.net
My friend sucked my dick and I sucked his so fuck me baby and I want to suck his dick off!!! I’m having a erection right now!!!
i and my friend is gay and we want to have sex but our moms are always home so wee cant and so fucking boring and we are only 9 years!!!
JUST GO A TRY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENDS
dnt be gay like girs not boys u gay little cunts u no wat u r a POOF MATE go suck more diik gay cunt
are you 9 years old…soo funny!
omg that is narstyyyy
this is embarasing how could he go in the garden and be shuar that no Paparazzis are there
Hey i am having SEX now i am sucking,humpin and typin @the same time i hope i dont get pregnet but it feelz sssssssssssssssoooooooooooooo good he and usen a condom either i am doin it HARDCORE he is sssooooooo HOT
Man! Bitch! Im only 16 and Im doing my classmate! Im humping her so fast and hard! t aint even funny! Biatches! SUCK MY DICK! Yeah I KNOW it’s BIG, sexxy, I know It. You are so hot, you big boobed blondie! SLAP MY ASS! FUCK ME TEASE ME!
wow ur such a man hor
shit please non of you fuck are havin any sex with girls more like ur god damn hand you pathetic excuse for a man go fuck a sheep or better yet ur mother
no good,Rude man
Oh wow, gross.
I’d like a clean shaven one instead :)
i like PUSSY tite wet pussy all of u r gay unless ur a girl and like 14 inch diks like mine
u like 14″ dicks right up your arse!
u guys r gross. not every one needs to know this stuff about u gosh
yeayea…..I have a girl on top of me with wonderfully huge breasts….this is the first time i’ve had sex with a partner…and it feels WONDERFUL! How do you get yourself to cum?
oh you want to know how to cum well first you let me suck your dick then you let me ride you into the sunset baby fuck me hard so hard im not a virgin so dont be shy boys
u want to shag for the fun!
u can ride my 8″ dick like a fucking fun-fair!
uhhhh im having sex right now and his dick is so huge in my pussy im gonna cum outta ny pussy oh yeah suck my nipples
Fuck me up the ass i want it now im horny + wet
wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
You can fuck my tits anyday and anytime. When you are finished you can fuck my hole all night.
I’v never seen a penis before
You never will again, either. LOL
omg seriously?
wow. what the shit is up wif you horny asses?
like seriously. you cant have sex and type at the same god damn time.
fucking losers.[x
K im 13 and my dick is already 2 inches :D
OH GOD, I’m soooooooo wetttt, I LOVE tiny penises, GOD FUCK MY HOLE PLZ a/s/l?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa you are proud of such a tiny pathetic little shitty cock!
eww i hate it it is so eww only ladies boobs ans down part is good!
Can not wee enlarge these photographs as wee are to far away and not close enough to seee that his dick is hard as my nipples are starting to get an erection.
Where is it it’s soooooo small I can’t even c it.
Where is it it’s soooooo small I can’t even c it.
From here it looks like a pussy
Oh was that a penis??? I thought he had a CASHEW stuck between his legs
Funny comment!
now there are pictures that i REALLY didn’t need to see.THAT’S DISGUISTING!!!!!
I luv Dick i like my freinds freind his Dick is so big we cant do nothing because people always in are face i sucked one yesterday yes im only 12. Yea im a boy
sasha grow up he like myself are european we think differently europeans r grown mentally unlike the americans
wew big dick, please fuck me! im horny now.. my pussy is already wet . LOL
hi,
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dis ist eis an mey nurfs
He can put his erected penis into my vagina anyday and fuck me to hell.
wow ur a hor
ya now dats NASTY i bet all of the guys like diss cuz they talk soooooooooooooooo much SHIT
wow wat a bbbbbiiiiiggggg 8========> if u dont no wat dis is its a willy
Wow his dick is so fucking small….
@jesus: The willy you made is too pointy!! it goes like this
8=========)
You are all losers
get a life and a girl
U fking gays are all going to hell
Holy shit, GAYS? HAHAHAHHAHA thats funny
Get fucked by a hot chick. Thats what u do.
Average dick. Not too big, not too small… I like big penises personally, but who needs a large cock when you have a face and body like that? Just seeing Sting makes my clit hard, whether he’s naked or not.