Wowsers, These Kids Are Screwed
June 15th, 2007 by Spiteful LarsWhat’s the state of the universe you ask? Taaaaaa-da!
David Hasselhoff Gets Full Custody of Children
Yes, this David Hasselhoff:
Actually that’s not near as bad as this… talk about ABUSE!
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In response to the second video:
1. Why??
2. Please make the lower lip biting stop.
3. Evil Beet would never do this to its readers.
Yes, when the Beet’s away the Spite will play… bwahahahaha.
Uhhh yeah. I know. After that video I’m surprised there aren’t hands dragging him to rehab — isn’t that where all the kids are going these days? Maybe David escaped because of his age. Either way, I’m surprised it panned out this way FOR SURE. This explains it a bit, what with his wife and all — http://thenewsroom.com/details/326684?c_id=wom-bc-je
- Jennifer from The Entertainment Desk at TheNewsRoom.com
you are stupid