Wowsers, These Kids Are Screwed

June 15th, 2007 by Spiteful Lars


What’s the state of the universe you ask? Taaaaaa-da!

David Hasselhoff Gets Full Custody of Children

Yes, this David Hasselhoff:

Actually that’s not near as bad as this… talk about ABUSE!


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4 Responses to “Wowsers, These Kids Are Screwed”

  1. A.E.D. Says:

    In response to the second video:

    1. Why??
    2. Please make the lower lip biting stop.
    3. Evil Beet would never do this to its readers.

  2. Spiteful Lars Says:

    Yes, when the Beet’s away the Spite will play… bwahahahaha.

  3. JMay Says:

    Uhhh yeah. I know. After that video I’m surprised there aren’t hands dragging him to rehab — isn’t that where all the kids are going these days? Maybe David escaped because of his age. Either way, I’m surprised it panned out this way FOR SURE. This explains it a bit, what with his wife and all — http://thenewsroom.com/details/326684?c_id=wom-bc-je

    - Jennifer from The Entertainment Desk at TheNewsRoom.com

  4. eddie wood Says:

    you are stupid

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