Donald Trump’s Going to Teach You How to Be Classy
June 13th, 2007 by Evil Beet
From the man whose entire home can best be described as “gilded” comes a lesson in taste.
Trump, whose ratings-challenged Apprentice was unceremoniously dumped after this past season, is currently producing a reality series called The Lady and the Tramp for Fox. In the series, “girls in love with the party life will be sent to a charm school where they will receive a stern course on debutante manners.”
Jesus Christ, “debutante manners?” Has anyone involved in this show ever actually been to a deb ball? Trust me, by around 1 a.m. those white Vera Wang gowns are tequila-stained and residing entirely around their occupant’s shoulders, keeping her ankles company.
Says Trump: “We are all sick and tired of the glamorization of these out-of-control young women, so I have taken it upon myself to do something about it. I am creating a real-life version of ‘My Fair Lady’ with my company Trump Productions. This show is all about getting a second chance and transforming for the better; the idea is genius and the show will be huge.”
See? Modesty. Always classy.
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June 13th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
In the style of “My Fair Lady”? I hope they at least thought about similarly classing-up the Donald’s ‘do and titling it “Wigmalion.”
June 13th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Seriously—-I am going to hurl—NO ONE WILL WATCH THAT HUGE DOOF—-
June 13th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
britain did a similar show ladette to lady with 8 or 6 contestants. (ladette = trashy girl) the british version was amusing but trump will be full of crap im sure.
June 13th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Ok, so not that i am admitting to watching this or anything but isn’t Trump’s brand new ingenious idea pretty much Flavor of Love Charm School??
June 13th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
A.E.D. yup i think so. it isnt my fair lady b.c she was just poor not a wet whore.
June 13th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
He puts the Ass in Class.
It’s gonna be YOOOGE? Let the people be the judge of that.
June 14th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Loves this site!!! Uh, Donald, does “Charm School” ring a bell????
September 15th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
My Daughter Won the Ladette to Lady title this year (2008) in Britain, and it has made the world of difference to her, she has turned it around completely, she no longer takes drugs, drinks only in moderation and tries to live up to her lady image, Donald Trump will only do good by promoting this type of show, young girls watching will in the main aspire to be better if they see others rise up from the ladette image and become more Lady Like..good on ya Mr Trump…