Comments on: Why Is Kelly Clarkson So Mad?

By: igottano

igottano — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:22:53 +0000

LESBUTANT Coming thru out of the way please . My I introduce you to Miss Kelly Clarkson… This is what I see… Maybe she should just open up and well be heard for what she is. To never have said I love you so a person of her choice IS sad and she should just be herself and be heard.

By: Crusader9112001

Crusader9112001 — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 21:03:44 +0000

Well, in light of it all, it’s like they say though – better to have love and lost. I have only truly been in love twice, and unfortunately, my wife isn’t one of them. However, despite it all, I do love my wife a lot.

In Kelly’s case, as much as I have a deep fondness of her. Well, she’s definitely “special”… Personally, I think she just really needs to be laid. Of course, I’ll envy that guy who gets to lay her, hah hah. Yet, I think that is just it – she needs a good lay to “lay things right”.

Kelly a lesbian…hmmm, that would only be my wet dream! I would love to see that action!

At any rate, I am sure when she’s ready, you know – 50, old and decrepid and a has been that no one wants, she’ll find someone she went to school with to settle down with and be content, or, live her life as a cat lady.

By: Lauren D

Lauren D — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:07:23 +0000

What’s wrong with being 25 and never in love? At least she’s not saying she’s falling in love with a different guy each week like a ton of the other celebs. I myself am turning 21 in a month and I’ve never been in love. It takes a lot for me to love someone, they aren’t words that I will just throw around. Some people can love (or at least say they do) quickly. One of my friends will decide she loves someone in only a few weeks. I think that is ridiculous, but hey if that is what you do then fine. Some people just go about loving others in a different way and take time to fall in love. It will happen for her eventually I hope, she just has to find the right guy. Me too, damnit!

By: Spiteful Lars

Spiteful Lars — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:48:57 +0000

SD – wow, that nine muses feint was a beautiful thing.. I stand somewhat shamed. Perhaps Hallmark got to me.

However, it’s in my nature to mount a defense so let me just say this: At 25 you need to have had harps and angels at least once. I’m not saying anyone really knows what they are doing, and I’m not saying some people aren’t monsters who can’t feel love – I’m just saying the words should escape your lips at some point. Otherwise you’re just spinning on this puppy for no good reason. Being that controlled isn’t a gift, it’s an anchor.

Now, if you don’t mind me I’m off to go worship at the altar of Thalia.

By: okay...

okay... — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:43:16 +0000

I have my suspicions that she may be a lesbutant as well.
I think Justin Guarini may have had something to do with it. :)

By: Streisand_Disciple

Streisand_Disciple — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:19:19 +0000

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Getting a little personal, aren’t we? At the risk of elongating this cringe-worthy conversation: (a) I never said I hadn’t tossed out an ill-advised L-bomb or two; I just voiced my appreciation for a young lady who claims to have been more careful, (b) to give fair context, the “once upon a time” in question happens to have been the night of my 21st birthday, and (c) I don’t confirm anything gratis these days.

By: Evil Beet

Evil Beet — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 21:11:30 +0000

Quality writing, indeed. :) I sure do know how to pick ‘em.

And, Babs, I’m surprised you offered no confirmation as to my hotness. I recall you dropping the L-bomb once upon a time, somewhere around the same time you were so drunk you broke my lamp and passed out in my bathroom. But you said it nonetheless.

By: Streisand_Disciple

Streisand_Disciple — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:37:32 +0000

Hear, hear, lolly. Quality writing. I would, however, like to point out to SL that you don’t have to be a cyborg to be careful about tossing around the L-bombs willy-nilly; it’s entirely possible she’s spent her romantic life in the company of people she enjoys and cares for without undergoing the whole harps-and-angels experience. Most of the time, even great people are just great people. And I certainly don’t think this means she’s out of line writing about anything. There are nine muses for a reason, brother. Frankly, it’s refreshing that there’s at least one (ostensibly) heterosexual woman out there for whom the L-word (no, not that one) has some gravity.

By: lolly

lolly — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 19:47:48 +0000

damn, that’s some quality writing for a gossip blog…i was giggling the whole way through.

By: Joy A

Joy A — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:50:28 +0000

Kelly Clarkson just talks way too DAMN much. She’s an idiot. I posted her entire interview on my site last Friday because it was so interesting.

I think she’s a closet lesbian. And furthermore never saying ‘I love you’ is sad. Plus the bitch proclaimed she doesn’t have any tits, really Kelly. I thought you were a double D?!

* Beet is hawt. :)

My post: Kelly’s dumb

By: Evil Beet

Evil Beet — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:28:00 +0000

I have been re-experiencing my Kate Bush phase lately. I love her.

And thanks for saying I’m hot. ;)