Celebs Show Off Their Kids at Disneyland
June 10th, 2007 by Evil BeetOn Sunday, all the celebrities who weren’t at the Disney event for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation dragged their asses (and the diapered asses of their small children) all the way down to Anaheim for the opening of the Finding Nemo ride.
I’m primarily interested in these images because, once again, Denise Richards insisted on trotting her obviously anti-camera children in front of photogs again. This time she only brought Sam, leaving Lola at home in peace, I suppose. These children always look unhappy in photos. Why do you insist on doing this to them, Denise?
In stark contrast, Brooke Shields’ little daughters, Rowan and Grier, are absolutely adorable. Mariska Hargitay was there with her son August. Kobe Bryant brought his whole family. Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow were there for reasons that baffle me. (Actually, Courteney was probably there because David Arquette and his sister Patricia, who brought her daughter and goddaughter, were.) Leah Remini, Scientologist extraordinaire, brought her husband Angelo Pagan and her daughter, Sofia Bella (Pagan’s three children from his previous marriage clearly lost their invites in the mail). Melissa Joan Hart brought her cutie son Mason. And no event would be complete without the darling Sprouse Brothers, still pretending to be 15 years old.
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June 10th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Well, yet again EvilBeet Denise is doing something that is fun with the children and Sam is just a more serious child,
It is a well known saying that the smilier the child the more they cry. If a child is calm and content, which Sam is, it’s a sign of great parenting
June 11th, 2007 at 3:54 am
is it possible that she just has unfortunate eyebrow placement and that she’s not that unhappy at all???
June 11th, 2007 at 4:43 am
She called her son August? Good God.
June 11th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
If I was constantly either having cameras shoved at me or being shoved in front of cameras I would look pretty damn surly too.
June 23rd, 2007 at 6:18 pm
The son of Mariska is simply pretty. Also with the parents who have. Mariska and Peter form a beautiful pair and its son could not be of another form.
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
what the fuck is this , brook shields ! I was looking 4 dick in the pussy , not this.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
I’m sorry I know this is like 6 mths too late but Satan’ s Child I think your looking at the after effects.
November 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
THIS IS VERY ODD !