OMG Brooke Hogan is So Ridiculously Tragic
June 5th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Brooke Hogan is like our nation’s self-appointed ambassador of White Trash.
Think this all the way through with me people. This either went one of two ways:
1) Someone took the time to stencil and cut out pants that look like that. Then, Brooke Hogan saw them and was like, “I would like to be seen in those pants, preferably in front of an enormous number of my fellow human beings.”
OR
2) Brooke Hogan was like, “You know what I need for my show? Jeans, but without the entire top. Like, I want everything below the knees to be there, but for the top part I would just like to be wearing underwear. Then I will go on stage in front of lots of people and make sounds come out of my mouth while wearing them and behave as though there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way I am dressed. Can someone make that happen for me?” And THEN someone was like, “Yes. I will participate in such a monstrosity.”
Either way. Fucking kill me now.
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brooke hogan has the sexiest legs and ass i should know i had her
MMMMMMMMMMMM I wannafuck it
Damn that is sexy as hell i would love to stick my penis in her tight ass pussy, DELICIOUS!
She doesn’t have a bum…
say what you want about her pants, but all you guys and a lot of you gals would love to see them crumpled up on your floor.
Hey hunter, after last night it won’t be tight for you. he he. see you tonight brooke, are you going to make me restle the hulkster for it again?
What’s the big deal about Brooke’s pants? She’s just being thrifty by wearing what’s left over after you cut up a pair of jeans to make Daisy Dukes!
wyjebane ma spodnie xDD boskie piosenki i jest przeurocza xP xD
Lol …!
Like she is always wearing something ridiculous!!
I think it is her mom
She never shuts the hell up and always wants her to be a little minnie me of her !
Niiice! She has a very nice hynee.
Those people in the crowd look like they are either bored or pissed off that they have to watch that crap.
your just jelouse and hatin !!!!
if your gunna write sumthing not nice then why write it
it jst shows wat lowlife asshole you are
u ppl are all just jealous u cant pull those pants off, and dont ppl remember the superbowl catastrophe w. janet? and she is still a role model… so dont say this is so bad. and it is the same as her wearing a bathing suit on stage. i agree w. u harriet
i actually like brooke hogan. her sound on the album is really over produced, but if you watch that one episode of hogan knows best where she’s recording a song, she actually sings. so she does have some shred of talent.
that being said, don’t you just love how no one in the crowd looks like they’re having a good time? some people are raising their arms half heartedly so they’re at least making an effort.
also…brooke is beautiful, she’s got a killer bod, but wtf is with those pants? she needs to dress in a more tasteful way. there’s this thing called class that she needs to pick up. that isn’t sexy. it’s trashy.
i love her legs.. her as ahhh.. its ok her face humm.. fucked ^ JAZZ u punk as son u make me laugh hahahahahahahaha u chumaka lover
what a whore! if she was caught walking around in any city she would be arrested for indecent exposure. If she really had singing talent she would not have to be half naked to attract a crowd….she is pathetic. She will fail as a pop star and soon enough the networks will no longer be interested in filming her boring life.
those males at the back are probably taken pictures cause they now that what ever is filling up those knokers will probablee evapourate and expose thet wrinkly old hag she is
She has.. no ass whatsoever to qualify for wearing those jeans like that.. :| I feel a little bit scarred from this. What was her motive for wearing this??
Isn’t she a wrestler?
ahhhaaa….her pants look like a dog been chewin on it. 0.0 i would never wear that in public….-.-
i ain’t hatin cuz there ain’t nothin to hate on
pokemons
Ona jest zajebista xd