OMG Brooke Hogan is So Ridiculously Tragic
June 5th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Brooke Hogan is like our nation’s self-appointed ambassador of White Trash.
Think this all the way through with me people. This either went one of two ways:
1) Someone took the time to stencil and cut out pants that look like that. Then, Brooke Hogan saw them and was like, “I would like to be seen in those pants, preferably in front of an enormous number of my fellow human beings.”
OR
2) Brooke Hogan was like, “You know what I need for my show? Jeans, but without the entire top. Like, I want everything below the knees to be there, but for the top part I would just like to be wearing underwear. Then I will go on stage in front of lots of people and make sounds come out of my mouth while wearing them and behave as though there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way I am dressed. Can someone make that happen for me?” And THEN someone was like, “Yes. I will participate in such a monstrosity.”
Either way. Fucking kill me now.
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Like don’t get me wrong she has such a beautiful face and she can sing so why go to such great lengths to well… ruin it, if i was her I’d be blamin it on whoever let me go out there making such a fool of myself, and no I’m not a hater, just think she made a bad choice. I can justify this by sayin she can sing well
Maybe it’s the manager. Maybe it’s the record label. Maybe it’s desperation. But one thing for sure is she’s not what she wears. She’s actually a good person.
brooke is a beautiful girl. i’d like to meet her if hulk doesn’t kill me
lol so funny how everyone is so judgemental who cares she is beautiful and creative and some people just show it in different ways everyone needs to get a life and mind their own damn business we all realize how bored we are when we have nothng better to do then talk shit bout everyone else!!! COME ON!!
Man at the porn me and her could make!