Congratulations to Sara Jean Underwood, who has just been named Playmate of the Year for 2007.

I remember the episode of Girls Next Door when Sara was out in LA (from Oregon) for her test shoot and Kendra dragged the poor frightened little animal to a batting cage, where she was tragically out of her element. Kendra was all like, “Here let me show you how to hit it,” and Sara was just like, “Um, why don’t I just sit here and watch you?” It was pretty funny. She seemed very sweet, unassuming and girl-next-door beautiful.

Check out Sara’s MySpace page here, where you can learn that her parents are her best friends, she hates sushi, she can’t spell “McDonalds” and she’s not telling you anything about her drug use.

Nudy pics of Sara after the jump.

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Our darling Brit did the third (and supposedly last) of her comeback mini-shows at the West Hollywood House of Blues last night. Even though the show was held well within the thirty-mile zone, the only high-profile celeb who made an appearance was Miss Lindsay Lohan, who was probably just there to collect on that eight-ball she sold her last week. But who knows — maybe they were going to an AA meeting together later. And of course by “an AA meeting” I mean “the Chateau Marmont. To do cocaine.” Britney’s set was 11 minutes long — her shortest yet — and the only words she spoke were “Thank you, L.A.”

Britney left the venue in her now-ubiquitous pink bra and a denim skirt, on which someone had penned her name and the word “evil.” The Evil B. I like the sound of that.

Man, it’s a slow news day. I’m just sticking around to find out if Paris Hilton’s going to jail. And I’m doing a lot of praying in between. Please, God?

Okay, this is just too funny. Haylie posted these screen shots on her MySpace blog today, stating, “Stuff like this REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I try to reach out and be nice and instead it just gets shoved back in my face. This is why you should never move to Hollywood, the place is full of arrogant, immature, and offensive bitches who can’t hold their liquor and can’t keep their legs closed.”

Here’s what I don’t get, though. The first message was sent yesterday at 3:16 pm. The next message came three minutes later? I assure you it takes Kim Kardashian longer than that to read a message, decide on a response, and type it. So I’m a little doubtful about whether or not this is real. The whole “I don’t hang out with horses” thing is pretty funny, though.

Britney leaves her WeHo House of Blues show last night sporting a denim skirt announcing she’s evil. Rock on, Brit.

I think the headline says it all folks. And don’t give me no jibba-jabba about Australia either.

This is Miss Kentucky dancin’ up a storm in the 1993 Miss America pageant and it is GENIUS.

No where will you find skills of this level, and if this doesn’t make your Friday a little brighter you are doomed I tell ya, doomed.

Enjoy!

From The Hollywood Reporter:

NEW YORK — Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst’s feature directorial debut “The Education of Charlie Banks” took home the Made in NY best narrative feature award Thursday night at a Tribeca Film Festival awards ceremony in Chinatown.

What do you make of that? Sign of the world’s impending doom with Kirk Cameron shoving it in our face?