Via TMZ:

“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” star Ty Pennington was arrested early Saturday morning in Los Angeles on suspicion of being under the influence of alcohol and drugs while driving.

The hottie carpenter, who got his start on the TLC hit “Trading Spaces,” was arrested at 12:35 AM. He was released two hours later after posting $5000 bail.

Heh heh heh. We’ll have details and snark as the story develops.

Harry Potter: Order of the Phoenix hits theaters July 13.

I hope you’re happy TV execs. Now hopefully you can put on some shitty game show instead.

Here’s the whole article, but the skinny is they’ve struck the set of Studio 60. “Struck” means “dismantled,” I just wanted to use some of that lingo I learned during the 12th grade play.

With no set it’s very hard to film a show.

I will miss you Studio 60. You may have been sappy, but you had potential.

The good news is, five minutes later, her dealer got a phone call.

He listened. Hung up. Shouted to the factory floor.

“We’re back in business boys!”

Poor Cam-Cam. Never date someone who is actively bringing sexy back. They’ll only break your heart.

Okay, he’s not really dead. I’m sorry for the confusion. But you have to admit he LOOKS dead.

This photo was taken at the Shrek 3 premiere because he is voicing a character called “Doris.”

I know you’re all looking forward to that.

But only for the Shrek 3 premiere and I’m sure both of their agents were given a stern talking to afterwards.

Also, the movie, Shrek the Third is 84 minutes long and rumored to suck. Just so you know.

In video captured by our friends over at Buzz Foto, Paris Hilton shows off her renowned acting skills the day after her sentencing, reading a statement prepared by her attorneys having an impromptu conversation with some photogs. “I told the truth yesterday,” she says in this video. “I feel I was treated unfairly, and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted, and I don’t deserve this.”

In related news, Hilton’s longtime publicist, Elliot Mintz — who took responsibility on the stand for misleading Paris into believing she could legally drive — has resigned. Mintz issued the following statement:

The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.